Traitor.
By Texas Gal
This entry was posted on May 6, 2007 at 3:47 pm and is filed under MLB, New York Yankees, Texas Gal, asshattery, baseball boyfriend, crushes we cannot explain. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
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May 6, 2007 at 3:58 pm |
But where is Clemens going to get his steroid so far away from the Mexican boarder now that Sheffield is gone? What? Giambi is still on the team? Ok, never mind.
May 6, 2007 at 4:42 pm |
Hey, Yankees, glad to see you don’t mind torching your bullpen every five days for this lifeless self-indulged prick (can you say prick on the Internet?).
Also, eat a dick Clemens.
May 6, 2007 at 4:42 pm |
Good God, would this guy just retire already!
May 6, 2007 at 5:54 pm |
All I can say is, he better produce. He’s been quietly sitting on my bench in two fantasy leagues all season so far.
May 6, 2007 at 5:55 pm |
Julio Franco now has someone to feed the ducks with.
May 6, 2007 at 6:15 pm |
I go out to run some errands and this happens? Now I have reconsider all of my hottie picks for the Yankees post.
Bad for Texas Gal, but good for me.
Sorry Lady.
May 6, 2007 at 6:32 pm |
OK, I just saw a clip of him at the Yankees game. What a frickin’ drama queen.
May 6, 2007 at 6:53 pm |
wwi – Is there a YouTube of that anywhere?
May 6, 2007 at 7:06 pm |
I uploaded video – it’s added to the bottom of the post.
SIGH.
May 6, 2007 at 7:16 pm |
Thanks Tex.
Wow. Quite a video.
May 6, 2007 at 7:19 pm |
I just get sick of the whole sitting out for awhile and then announcing it during the game like that. He came across as an attention-whore to me.
May 6, 2007 at 7:23 pm |
Oh, he’s an attention whore all right. No doubt about that.
Why must I love him so, when he’s so clearly a douche of the highest order?
May 6, 2007 at 7:26 pm |
OK, I’m waiting to see highlights of the Indians games and all I am getting is the Yankees reaction, the Red Sox reaction, and Barry Bonds. I think this dead horse has already been beaten.
May 6, 2007 at 7:34 pm |
I’m surprised ESPN hasn’t turned into wall-to-wall Roger coverage, what with the double whammy of him returning to the Yankees AND killing any Red Sox return hopes.
May 6, 2007 at 7:45 pm |
It would be wall-to-wall Roger if they didn’t have Barry Bonds to talk about.
My intense dislike for both Bonds and Clemens seems to be out in full force today.
May 6, 2007 at 8:46 pm |
Even RICKEY eventually had enough grace to know where he wasn’t needed.
All I know is, “hanging around too long” & “arrogance” (scare quotes, because I don’t find Rickey arrogant, at least) better impact the percentage of vote with which Roger enters the Hall. ‘Cause you know that the layabout, drunkard journos are going to knock Rickey down to about 90% “’cause he’s a prick”.
May 6, 2007 at 10:22 pm |
What’s so wrong with a guy who doesn’t want to be a part of the team for the whole year, just picking the team he likes sometime mid-season? So he doesn’t really travel with the team and has a different set of rules from everyone else on the team. So he may or may not use steroids. Wait, these are bad things? Crap
TG, do you find that personality changes the hotness of someone (i.e. someone looks better if they have a good personality and vice versa) because if so, you might want to dump your Lone Star Crush on Rent-a-Rog.
May 6, 2007 at 11:19 pm |
Y’all might just consider combining the “New York Yankees” and “asshattery” tags for convenience’s sake
May 6, 2007 at 11:24 pm |
Yeah- I apologize for the duplicative tags.
Also, Radioman- like I said in that post, Roger’s asshattish personality is one of the 4 reasons why I’m attracted to him. It’s the Yankees uni that disgusts me, not his personality.
May 7, 2007 at 1:55 am |
Good riddance to bad garbage. Killer ERA notwithstanding, I don’t think Roger did half as much for the character of the younger Astros players as everyone said.
Lance Berkman (aka Big Puma aka Fat Elvis) summed it up pretty well: “There’s two kinds of people. People who aren’t surprised by it, and morons.”
Twatwaffle.
May 7, 2007 at 2:14 am |
Lance Berkman is awesome.
May 7, 2007 at 7:33 am |
OK, that Berkman quote made me laugh out loud.
May 7, 2007 at 10:40 am |
I’m not sure if y’all heard me or not, but I’m sure mine was the scream heard ’round the world yesterday (one of my brother-in-laws heard it, he said). I grew up a Red Sox fan, loving this man more than any other in the history of sports. When he left me for Toronto, I followed. Adoring his future Cy Youngs, 20K seasons…Then he went to the Stripes and I cried. Literally. It was as if my daddy had came home and said, “Hey kids, I have a whole other family I love more than you guys, so I’m out!” Cocksucker. When he went to Texas he regained Future Ex-Husband Status with me once again, and all was right with the world. Now this. Ugh.
May 7, 2007 at 12:07 pm |
I just really enjoy any blog where I can search for the term asshattery and actually get results.
May 7, 2007 at 1:53 pm |
I wonder how many steroid shots $28 million can buy you…
May 7, 2007 at 3:53 pm |
TG, all you have to say is the classic Lifetime Network line – “You don’t see what he’s like when it’s just the two of us!”
May 7, 2007 at 4:15 pm |
His attitude problem was a lot sexier when it involved being an asshole to everyone else. Now that he’s an asshole to my team… it’s a little harder to take.
Who am I kidding, he can get away with murder as far as I’m concerned, purely because he’s a Longhorn.
May 10, 2007 at 8:59 am |
hi