The Bills won. The Yankees won. The Sabres have won their last 3 games. What could Buffalita possibly be complaining about this week? I’ll tell you, dear readers. Creepy facial hair is again spreading like a dirty mold across the most beautiful of faces as of late. Maybe it’s because the weather is changing. Maybe it’s because your team has incredibly weird traditions so you do stupid crap like growing your own chin-chilla because it’s the playoffs and you think you’re playing hockey. Whatever it is, the rule of the creeper is dawning…
Let’s look at David Beckham first. Here he is as we know and love him…
…and here he is more recently
Posh, can’t you do something about this? Nair him while he’s asleep? It might not be so bad if it wasn’t trying to eat his neck!
Next, we have Eli Manning. So cute, so innocent…
…and here, he’s getting creepy and lazy.
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Not a huge difference, but really look at it. It ages him like ten years and he’s a little too ‘come here little cheerleader’ for me. Ew.
Next up is Brad Lidge. While it’s to be expected…
…he at least CAN be clean and chooses to be just plain gross now. Dude.
And finally, a current favorite – Ryan Fitzpatrick. Here he is on the first day of the season…
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…and, well, here’s what starting’ll do to you. Side view for maximum shit-taking-over-your-face effect.
Gross.
No worries, though. This can all be undone with a razor. But forget about all this hair, MARK SANCHEZ ATE A HOT DOG!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!
Ladies... 
Great look for Johnny. Like he was channelling Jason Lee in “Almost Famous”.
He looks like he’s not even chewing that hot dog. Gross.
The worst part is they are almost all neck beards!
and neck beards make me incredibly uncomfortable :(
There’s nothing wrong with a good playoff beard.