Sports stars: now with more face fungus!


The Bills won. The Yankees won. The Sabres have won their last 3 games. What could Buffalita possibly be complaining about this week? I’ll tell you, dear readers. Creepy facial hair is again spreading like a dirty mold across the most beautiful of faces as of late. Maybe it’s because the weather is changing. Maybe it’s because your team has incredibly weird traditions so you do stupid crap like growing your own chin-chilla because it’s the playoffs and you think you’re playing hockey. Whatever it is, the rule of the creeper is dawning…

Let’s look at David Beckham first. Here he is as we know and love him…

Well, fully clothed at least

…and here he is more recently


Posh, can’t you do something about this? Nair him while he’s asleep? It might not be so bad if it wasn’t trying to eat his neck!

Next, we have Eli Manning. So cute, so innocent…

You could just pinch him, right?

…and here, he’s getting creepy and lazy.

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Not a huge difference, but really look at it. It ages him like ten years and he’s a little too ‘come here little cheerleader’ for me. Ew.

Next up is Brad Lidge. While it’s to be expected…


…he at least CAN be clean and chooses to be just plain gross now. Dude.

Chin Vadge!

And finally, a current favorite – Ryan Fitzpatrick. Here he is on the first day of the season…

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…and, well, here’s what starting’ll do to you. Side view for maximum shit-taking-over-your-face effect.

Ryan Hairyfacepatrick




No worries, though. This can all be undone with a razor. But forget about all this hair, MARK SANCHEZ ATE A HOT DOG!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!



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About buffalita

Formerly of Buffalo and Rochester and now of NYC, I am an extremely loyal Buffalo Bills and Sabres fan since birth. I *used* to support the Yankees, but Mr. Buffalita has since showed me the err of my ways and has converted me (almost fully) to a Mets fan. Come on, you think I would have had Mr. Met at our wedding otherwise? Feel free to drop me a line at for story requests, tips, or photos you'd like to share!

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