Opening Day in 50 words

We’re going to try something new here: After this introductory paragraph, I’ve got 50 words to fill you in on all the Opening Day happenings from around the Majors. For the record, I’ll count a game’s score as one word (so “2-1″ is one word). Here we go!

Reds phone didnt help. Mets win 2-1

Reds phone didn't help; Mets won.

Lee lost; Rangers won.

Lee lost; Rangers won.

Lopez homered x2, DBacks win

Lopez homered x2, DBacks win.

Postponed, snow.

Postponed, snow.

Postponed, rain.

Postponed, rain.

Fish outslug Nats for win.

Fish outhit Nats for win.

Money didnt win today.

Moneybathia lost.

Alberts 3 hits not enough

3 hits not enough.

Hallady held off Tigers for Jays win.

Hallady held off Tigers.

Upside-down Milton a winner today.

Upside-down Cubs won.

Fast CF homered in win.

Fast CF homered in win.

Artsy! Dodgers won 4-1.

Artsy! Dodgers won.

Cute kid saw Angels win.

Cute kid saw Angels win.

3 thoughts on “Opening Day in 50 words

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  2. That little boy is oddly pensive for a kid that probably got to skip school, go to Opening Day, AND had his team win.

    I said 50 words after Motte blew the save but I can’t repeat them here.

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