This Sunday in Pittsburgh the 49ers and the Steelers meet in an important early season match-up.
Not the teams. I’m talking about the coaches-Mike Nolan and Mike Tomlin.
I envy the woman who’ll be at Heinz Field. But the question is, who’s hotter? This was brought up last Wednesday when I said this is the Hit & Run:
Nolan > Tomlin
Needless to say, TheStarterWife didn’t agree. So we thought we’ll put it out there…
Nolan or Tomlin? Who ya got?
Team: San Francisco 49ers
Head Coach Since: 2005
The suit again…
With the college kids.
Something about those clothes looking wrinkled.
This one is just precious.
Drafting players is a serious business.
I love a man wearing glasses.
What can I say? He just looks good in black.
College: William and Mary
Team: Pittsburgh Steelers
Head Coach Since: 5 minutes ago
Much sexier than “Mike Tirico Microphone Madness”
Here he looks wise, contemplative, and approving in a Jedi Master-type of way.
No idea what is going on here, but the goofy/angry/happy look all at once works.
Shorter yes, but he is just as buff as the starting QB. How many other coaches can say that?
High-five, Willie Parker, high-five.
Right now, on the inside of that ref, is man who has never been so turned on by another man’s anger.
The Vikings Days, where he is hot, but not as fine as when he’s in black and gold. Only Prince can wear purple and look like a badass.
The picture that started it all; training camp.
“…just as buff as the starting QB. How many other coaches can say that?”
Tom Coughlin if Manning is injured again.
This isn’t really a contest. All Tomlin, all the time.
Yeah, it’s Tomlin. I want him on toast.
I disagree, TSW and Holly. I like Nolan. Me and SA can share him.
And it’s the very first shot that wins it, too. LOOK AT THOSE BEDROOM EYES.
im a dude, and no two ways about it – tomlin is fucking hot. period, end of story. id give my hetero-ness for a day or so
he’s like omar epps, but built, and well, sexier
i now resume my hetero-ness
Smokin’ Hot ‘Burgher.
The other guy looks like your moderately hot brother in law who always has something in his teeth.
More for us Andie.
TOMLIN TOMLIN TOMLIN
TRIBE PRIDE! WILLIAM AND MARY ROCKS! Who knew we produced something that hot?
From the looks of this post and all that fine luscious man meat, I would say we all win in the end …
Nolan is no slouch but, much like the game will be tomorrow, its not even close.
The suit just screams. “Playtime is over, (censored). Time to go to work.”
Besides, all the great coaches from back in the day like Vince Lombardi, Tom Landry, Bear Bryant, etc. all wore suits.
Then the NFL made everyone on the sidelines wear branded athletic apparel, and frankly, there are too many coaches wearing tight fitting athletic apparel that need not be (*cough* Parcells *cough* Denny Green *cough*). Most of them look like overweight baseball managers.
Except for Belichick, when he’s got that hoodie on, he looks like he just robbed a convenience store to finance his next meth hit.
Tomlin! Especially after we watch the game tomorrow…..!
I’m a man. I don’t care. But: GO NINERS!!!
To summarize: Pete Nolan, looks great in black. Mike Tomlin, is black. Verdict: Tomlin. Unless you’re crashing a funeral; then, take Nolan as your wingman, so as to look inconspicuous.
Also, I want Young MC or Six Mix-a-Lot or MC Lyte, even Queen Latifah, for all I care, to hook-up with Andrew W.K. (in the studio, I mean… though woe unto the world if AWK & Queen Latifah have a baby; awesomest. baby. ever.) & re-record “She is beautiful” as “Black is beautiful”.
You seriously want this guy? He looks like he just got a finger up his ass.
I love Mike Nolan!!! So hot but I’m rooting for the Steelers, my fantasy team would be up shit creek if I didn’t have Ben and Heath.
Mike Nolan, good. Mike Tomlin, good.
Together – GOOD!
nolan ….goood team
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Apologies for getting off topic, but did any of you gals happen to read the EDSBS post involving Mike Gundy and the female reporter today?
hmmmm I’ll have Nolan, and please throw in a side of his QB Alex Smith as well!
It is soooooo Nolan, though Tomlin is nothing I wouldn’t shake my boob at.
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As the old saying goes, I wouldn’t kick either of them out of bed for eating crackers :)
Tomlin all the way!! He’s delicious and Nolan is only moderately tasty. But the real life Nolan… I eat him for breakfast…
Mike Tomlin = sexiest man alive