Signed, sealed, delivered. Once again, we remind you of the bounty of awesome available for purchase at twoeightnine’s internet digs, and ask you to please throw money at him.
Ladies…
Signed, sealed, delivered. Once again, we remind you of the bounty of awesome available for purchase at twoeightnine’s internet digs, and ask you to please throw money at him.
Ladies... 
you can throw panties too. or pictures sans panties.
That picture is a cop-out. Where are the Holly boobs I was promised?
i’ll second that.
Nice job on the pic.
Not my fault the shirt’s cut so modestly! Maybe I’ll buy a second one for football season and cut it up all slutty-like.
i could make a spaghetti strap or camisole if that’s slutty enough for you.
or a baby bib. that would be super slutty.
For most of us Ladies…, a baby bib would not cover anything.
Maybe that was your point……
But a baby bib wouldn’t even cover my….oh. I see.
I need everyone to know that Andrea and I did not plan to write the same (terrible) joke at the same time. We are just Those Girls, and we are as scared as you.
Cut it up all snazzy like. I do that with 80% of my shirts anyway.
(Google tshirt reconstruction and pick a pattern.)
twoeightnine goes to day cares to pick up chicks.
TSW: I do the same. I have a ton of Mets shirts that are now V-necks. The tatas need to breathe…
Yeah, I usually go for the slice-the-Vneck/gather-the-shoulders/lace-up-the-sides look. Because I’m edgy.
*twoeightnine goes to day cares to pick up chicks.*
hell yeah, have you seen their moms?
*i should probably disclose that i have taught pre-school and inner-city youth in the past.
so i was actually going to work.
Nice save.