Stuffing The Box: Last Call for MLB Hotties

As the voting deadline for the MLB All-Star Game draws close (midnight tonight – so get to voting!), it is time for the Ladies… to make one final plea for votes for all the baseball hotties. Because if we had our way, we’d get an All-Star Hotties game, with two rosters full of nothing but the choicest beef in the major leagues. As it is, where these things are decided based on silly things like “talent” and “popularity”, we’ll just have to do what we can for womankind, and try and get as many hotties out there on the diamond for All-Star week as we possibly can.

I’ve done the dirty work, and put together a complete Hottie Ballot for you after the jump (where the picks are made PURELY based on who is the hottest), with two choices at each position– as it should be. Clare also gave you insightful commentary on who the contenders are. All you gotta do is GO HERE and vote, and help make the dream come true.

First up, the American League. I have to say 1B and C are loaded with all kinds of heat- so the choice will be tough there. I also want it known that my 3B picks should verify that choices were based on hottness- and not on any other redeeming qualities whatsoever, Mr. Smoosh-Face Kitty In A Baskget.

And now for the National League, which may be short on victories over the AL, but delivers in a big way with all kinds of hotties. Toughest position to narrow down by far will be OF- there are tons of worthy Hotties to be found there. Easiest pick? 2B. Is there any way Chutley won’t get the gig?