And will all precincts reporting in…
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| #2 Precious Roy – Kermit the Blog vs. #21 Sarcastro – The Pittsburgh Dish |
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| #2 Precious Roy – Kermit the Blog 56% (457 votes) |
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| #21 Sarcastro – The Pittsburgh Dish 44% (365 votes) |
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| Total voters for this poll: 822 |
| #3 Slick Bomb – On the Show vs. #20 Mr. Smooth |
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| #3 Slick Bomb – On the Show 65% (464 votes) |
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| #20 Mr. Smooth 35% (247 votes) |
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| Total voters for this poll: 711 |
| #4 TheGoldfishCowboy vs. #19 Grimey – If I Ran |
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| #4 TheGoldFishCowboy 51% (391 votes) |
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| #19 Grimey – If I Ran 49% (382 votes) |
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| Total voters for this poll: 773 |
| #4 TheGoldfishCowboy vs. #19 Grimey – If I Ran |
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| #4 TheGoldFishCowboy 51% (391 votes) |
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| #19 Grimey – If I Ran 49% (382 votes) |
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| Total voters for this poll: 773 |
| #5 Burnsy – Blumpkins for All vs. #18 Sargent – Dropping Dimes |
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| #5 Burnsy – Blumpkins for All 70% (675 votes) |
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| #18 Sargent – Dropping Dimes 30% (287 votes) |
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| Total voters for this poll: 962 |
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| #9 David – Sportzilla vs. #14 Jon Pyle – Pyle of List |
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| #9 David – Sportzilla 40% (291 votes) |
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| #14 Jon Pyle – Pyle of List 60% (445 votes) |
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| Total voters for this poll: 736 |
| #10 The Orioles Reviews vs. #13 J-Fizzle – It’s Still Football |
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| #10 The Orioles Review 38% (256 votes) |
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| #13 J-Fizzle – It’s Still Football 62% (419 votes) |
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| Total voters for this poll: 675 |
| #11 Satchmo – Manning Family Reunion vs. #12 Signal to Noise |
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| #11 Satchmo – Manning Family Reunion 47% (350 votes) |
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| #12 Signal to Noise 53% (396 votes) |
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| Total voters for this poll: 746 |
Ladies... 
12 votes short of a victory. Are you sure all the absentee ballots are in? I was going to be huge with the absentee voters.
Vanilla, your late-day surge was amazing. If I ever run for anything, I want you on my side.
*Doing my best Goose impression*Uh. No, no Ladies… there’s only one “L” in Half-Fast
HA. RUN. BECAUSE HE’S A RUNNER. GET IT?
How ’bout my boys GoldfishCowboy and S2N?? Well done, darlins.
It’s OK I’ll be back and even stronger next year.
Heh, I can picture all the Ladies… shaking at the thought of going through this again next year.
Next year, I’m wavering between NEVER AGAIN and MANDATORY FIELD OF 64. I’ll let you know.
64? We do a field of more than 16 and I chuck all three of my computers into ocean.
Sweet. I eagerly await the re-seeding for the second round. Time to roll for a big upset.
I hate to see Extra P leave the bracket this early. He’s one of my favorite writers, and was one of my first loyal readers on Digital Headbutt. He will be missed.
And congratulations to OMDQ, S2N and the rest of the Channel 4 News Team for advancing.
Me, I hate seeing bloggers advance by mysterious outpourings of hundreds of votes at the eleventh hour.
Sarcastro, I want you to know I voted for you multiple times on every computer I had at my disposal. The next round at the 222 is on me!
Sarcastro – That was really an impressive comeback for sure. I too will buy you drinks someday.
(Hmmm… If I go home to visit family, can we have a mini-pants party?)
Burnsy threw his support my way, which would account for the late surge, I guess.
I only lost by nine votes? Wow… I was down 60 for most of the weekend… and I didn’t do any type of chicanery.
To everybody who voted for me, you all reek of awesomeness. To Holly, I guess I’ve got a year to win you over.
No malice on my part, Grimey. You’re a fine fellow, but my buddyhood with GoldfishCowboy predates this site. Us Vols gotta stick together.
We’re up for a pants party TSW. The Iron City flows on me.
I thank everyone for their support. I still believe that in America, we can make fun of incompetent general managers in song, and that we ought to put more time and energy toward that pursuit. If I could have done anything differently, I would have made it clear that attempting to look like a badass on an NYC street corner was my backup picture, and that the teddy bear pose was my primary photograph. I concede the Brown Boy Primary to Jon Pyle and pledge to support him in his race through the bracket.
I had the Burnsy guerilla army going for all of the underdogs today. It wasn’t an affront to the frontrunners. It was simply an attempt to make things fun.
Burnsy, you need at least ten more friends.
I know it doesn’t appear to match up this way but I want Shanoff!
You can’t duck me forever, paper champion!
I honestly don’t know where all of my votes came from. Considering my opponent, I’m pleased as punch. Maybe O.J. Simpson put his weight behind me because I described him as “acquitted”.
Thanks for the compliment, Mike. I’ll throw my 400 or so votes behind you and my News Team brethren if I can.
No kidding, Grimey. Hey, I tried.
For what it’s worth, here’s how the bracketology breaks down from the first round.
we goin’ to Sizzler, we goin’ to Sizzler
David- You can feel good about your performance. I pulled out every dirty trick that I knew, including lowering your credit score by signing you up for every credit card imaginable. So, when American Express calls you’ll know why. I may have won this round, but I needed to sacrifice my dignity to do it.
Extra P- I’m quite sad that you’re no longer in. I’ll be a huge underdog next round so I’ll need a Mr. Miyagi to my Daniel LaRusso. Let me know if you’re interested.
I’m rubbing and clapping my hands together right now, JP. Just let me know where it hurts.
Extra P- I like the sound of that. And not just in the homoerotic Daniel-san-Miyagi way either. My feet really hurt.
Um, I think we’re going to have to appeal to your wife on the foot issue.
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TSW, Claire,
I think my late surge was due to my cadre of homosexual chums. I have quite a following (heh) in the gay community. Had I only sent a better picture …
In any event, TSW, Clarie, Pants Party! Anytime.