Sorry I took a week off, folks. I was moving to Chicago and getting settled and whatnot. But now I am HERE and I have another Smorgasbord a-coming your way! I’ll confess… it isn’t as good as last time because last time I went to two Cubs games in two days, but I’ll do my best for you.
I’m getting pretty freaking tired of the NL and AL Division Series. I want postseason baseball to be competitive, dammit. I also wanted a better showing from the NL Central. If the Brewers hadn’t managed to win on Saturday, the last victory by an NL Central team in the postseason would have been… Game 5 of the 2006 World Series. Snerk.
I think the Jesus candles in the middle are my favorite part.
Harden is pretty cute, I'll admit.
One of my all-time favorite features over on Deadspin was the Mighty MJD’s Smorgasbord. It was always hysterically funny. In honor of the fella last week who asked me, completely straight-faced, if I “understood football” because I’m a girl, I thought I’d put together a Smorgasbord of my own, though mine encompasses the whole weekend and won’t be nearly as funny as MJD’s.
Thursday, 1:20 pm to 5:00 pm: a very exciting 12-inning Cubs/Brewers game, where our seats were close enough to the bullpen that I could’ve thrown my panties at Rich Harden, Neal Cotts or Jeff Samardzija. I chose not to, but I totally could have.
My second Cubs post in 6 hours. Whichever commenter got her panties all in a twist because of my hatred for the Cubs better be picking me out a basket of mini-muffins right now. Anyway…
I’m still in Chicago and am watching the Cubs game in the Wrigleyville Goose Island. (Just for the record, I am a meat-eater, but the Veggie Burger at Goose Island is PHENOMENAL. Anyway.) I can’t help but notice today that Ted Lilly has a good lil’ game going on. Shhh. We won’t talk about it here.
I’m in Chicago right now. My roommate from law school got married this past weekend and I’m sticking around for awhile to see friends. I spent yesterday watching football in a bar, but at 7:05 pm they put the Cubs game on. I was there with a bunch of Cubs fans.
Zambrano and Pujols
You all know what happened. Carlos Zambrano pitched a no-hitter. And I have to tell you… I was rooting for him. I don’t like the Cubs and I HATE Carlos Zambrano. However, I was notified during the 7th inning via text message that Carlos was pitching a no-no. We actually thought for awhile it might be a perfect game because we couldn’t remember him getting a walk, but he had given up one earlier in the night that we didn’t notice.
Since we’ve all been talking about our fantasy teams, I thought I’d take this opportunity to highlight a hottie from each of my teams. So I am here to show off my Top 5 Hotties of Fantasy Football. Because yes… I AM playing in five fantasy football leagues. Yeah.
Reggie Bush, RB, DUAN League
I'd let him run my back. Or something.
We’re welcoming the NFL season by bringing back our weekly food post. This week, I’m going to kick things off by showing you how to make a Cheezy Football and a pitcher of Sparklers. Let’s start with the Sparklers, so that you can drink while you make your Cheezy Football.
Remember last year when I made fun of the guy who took Matt Leinart in the 4th round of his Fantasy Football draft? And then I mentioned him again here as what NOT to do?
This year, he waited until the LAST round to pick Leinart, though he DID wear his official Leinart jersey TO the draft. Way to go, Ryan! You can be taught!
I love this picture. So much.