Ok, ok – I know the Ladies… have already featured Becks as an Advent Calendar hottie back in 2009. But ever since my conversion and renewed interest in finding hot athletes that light the menorah with me, I was delighted to discover that Mr. Golden Balls has referred to himself as “half-Jewish” (grandfather was Jewish). So in honor of his recent final game with the LA Galaxy, I propose a compromise for re-featuring him for our other holiday special. I give you all shirtless David Beckham.
I mean seriously. There are just a stupid amount of pictures of Beckham on the interwobs. And fortunately for us, there is an equally stupid amount of half-naked pictures as well. Young David, older David, few tats David, lots of tats David, short hair, long hair, no hair, pants, shorts, none of the above… you get my drift. I went a little crazy here. Just enjoy the efforts.
Yep. Here he is in a suit with the honor of carrying this past year’s Olympic torch. You can breathe now.
Ladies... 
Stellar work, my dear! SO. MUCH. UNDERWEAR.