Advent Calendar of Hotties Day 3: Eden Hazard

I was going to be a Royals homer and feature my favorite catcher in the world, but a Facebook friend recommended I look in the direction of Eden Hazard and suddenly I’ve got soccer hotties on the brain.

Hello.

Wikipedia tells me that “Hazard is known for his creativity, speed, and technical ability and is described as a ‘fearless, explosive attacking midfielder who can change the game with a turn of pace or a dribble.’” Google Images tells me this:

And also this:

Obligatory.

I’m learning so much here! I love “research” for this site.

I would ogle him on a train / I would ogle him in the rain. What?