Brad Smith may be new to the Buffalo Bills this season, but he just had to get in on Buffalita’s Bachelorette Party. Lady Bee put Part 1 on her post for a reason, people: we are not done with the revelry.
Ryan Miller of Buffalita’s beloved Sabres also wanted to, ahem, pay his respects. Knowing Buff works in the music biz, he decided on a theme outfit:
Um…. cute puppy, Miller.
Bills safety George Wilson volunteered to provide a different sort of entertainment:
Let’s all give George a BIG round of applause.
Moving on: in keeping with the tradition of silly/sexy bachelorette gifts, I have stumbled onto a previously unknown (to me, anyway) subset of the wedding trosseau — sports team garters. There are Bills garters:
Mets garters:
even Sabres garters:
I was going to post just the Mets garter because it could serve as a something new and a something blue, but then I realized all these teams are blue (as are the Yankees). So, since you’re all participating in this party, I thought I’d leave it to you:
I leave you with a (kind-of) wedding appropriate dance party, courtesy of Florence + the Machine. (It’s even better if you imagine Ryan Miller and his costume into the video.)
Congrats, Buffalita!
Ladies... 
CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
There are sports team licensed garters?!! This just makes me want to renew my vows.
I actually even found one place that would do multiple teams of your choice on the same garter (although they didn’t have a picture of the teams I needed, and were kind of weird looking). I did try to choose from places that promoted them as “wear YOUR team’s colors” as opposed to the ones whose copy read “surprise your man with his team.”
CRAP, I think I’m too late to order one of the garters!! This would totally fulfill the “something blue” void that I have right now!! And thanks for the eye candy GM ♥ Mr. Buffalita is likely super jeals :)