NHL Hotness Preview Numero Trois will be along later this evening. In the meantime…did you catch Sunday Night Football last night? I had my head down working on my NHL post, so I assume they were doing a segment on Favre (well, OBVIOUSLY!) when they started flashing Photoshopped stills of sports legends wearing unis of their respective team’s arch rivals. Bird. Jordan. Elway.
There is not enough wine in the world to erase this horrible, horrible image from my memory.
(via @bubbaprog via @amandarykoff. Really, you guys. You shouldn’t have.)
Ladies... 
Oh shit, I knew I shouldn’t have clicked. I think I’m scarred.
OBSCENE! OBSCENE!
Trust me when I tell you that I find this equally horrifying.
Oh, I do! I felt the collective shudder. I still do. It hurts.