This post brought to you by the letter ‘E.’

As in, Group E. Oh, yes. It’s time for another installment of ‘Seriously, there’s a reason folks the world over love the World Cup, and it ain’t all about the footwork.’

But before we start with the glorious, glorious eye candy, we just have to ask, since this is going live before the (unholy early) 7 AM EST Korea Republic v. Greece match: Does anyone feel like, you know, winning a World Cup match? Just saying. Ties are like kissing your sister. Or, well, brother, in our case.

Anyway, the hotness.

The Netherlands own Robin Van Persie.

Japan’s Makato Hesebe. (But seriously. I think most of the Japanese team is like, twelve. I’m older than…a lot of them, is all I’m saying.)

Cameroon’s Souleymanou Hamidou.

Denmark’s Nicklas Bendtner. Sorry. It’s a thing with me. Don’t ask me to explain it, because I can’t. It may have something to do with his propensity for wandering about with no pants on. WHATEVER.

And because the big show around these parts is going to be the US v. England match (which I will HAVE TO MISS, DAMMIT, because my baby sister will be graduating from college during the game *rabblescrabbleDrexelCommencementScheduling*), I found this while screwing around on the series of tubes known as the Internet and kind of dug on it.


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