Stat-nerds have been falling all over themselves in adoration of Franklin Gutierrez’s astounding CF defense, which is so stunningly awesome that the Mariners are hanging on to him for four more years. But don’t leave the F-Gut lovin’ to the statheads* – he’s someone the Ladies… can appreciate as well. Behold:
*I, much like Crane, proudly belong to that set of people. Give me FanGraphs or give me death!

Please take Yuni back. I don't want him in KC anymore. I can't believe Jack Z tricked Dayton Moore into that trade. (Oh, damn, yes I can.)

Remember that time Cleveland got suckered into trading this guy to Seattle? Hah, that was silly of them.
Are any of our Ladies… readers Mariners fans? Got any FGut stories? Please don’t tell me he’s some kind of raging douche…that would be so sad. But then again, defense like that might make up for it.