This goes against everything I believe in as a Yankees fan. But after researching around my other choices for hot, young, Jewish general managers of baseball teams, he pretty much takes the cake. Night 4 I bring you Theo Epstein.
See, the thing about Theo is, he pretty much will not smile. His facial expression, while sort of sexy in its own mysteriously brooding sort of way, pretty much will never, ever change. Above we have borderline.
And here, pretty much straight faced as ever.
Can’t smile, on the phone
Thinkin about it…
Oh wait! Interject with a surprised face!
Back to…whatever the hell that face is. Something in his teeth?
Closer, though squinty…
There we go! Now cover him in some champagne!
Tasty.
Ladies... 
Mmmm….Theo. Hot AND smart. But you’re right, he never smiles. Not even when playing airplane. See: http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/08D6cLL1tugLs/340x.jpg
Ha ha ha… that’s awesome. Smiles are good, but sometimes the brooder will win out. Case in point here. :)