So every time Sunday night rolls around and I wonder what to post on Monday morning, I go through and discard ideas.
And every week I think about doing a hottie post and I realize – I don’t really have any sports crushes.
Sure, I can appreciate all the boys you all fawn over – I get the Jacoby Ellsbury or Sidney Crosby crush – but none of these guys inspire true fan-girl love. I find an accent sexier than forearms and it’s been awhile since a Wisconsin athlete just made me swoon, so I need your help. Ryan Braun and JJ Hardy do it for some ladies, but they just don’t for me. Maybe I have standards that are too high or maybe I’m just not looking hard enough. I NEED YOUR HELP!
So please, follow me after the jump and help me find a boy to love!
So you know where to start, the closest I come to true crush status is one Fernando Torres. Many a lady soccer fan will tell you he’s too girly and they can’t stand the highlights, and while I don’t agree, I can hear you on that…
But take away the hair and you have gorgeous, dimpled, freckly goodness that speaks Spanish and scores beatiful, swoon-inducing goals.
Even with hair – he’s just so pretty.
But even with all that, he doesn’t have me setting his mug to my wallpaper or searching for hot new shots or sexy stats, so I think I need to find someone else – someone who’s easier to keep tabs on here in the States.
And please, no cliche answers. I don’t want to be the 500,000,000th lady to be swooning for Tom Brady or David Beckham.
Send me your down-low cuties. Send me hometown boys who’ve yet to break through or who’ve gotten shafted on national coverage. Uncover for me (and the rest of the Ladies… readers) heretofor unknown hotties.
We Ladies… often talk and I’m always left out on guys to share in the conversation. The Ladies… want to talk about homer hotties, and I despair of any boys to love – help me, please!