Good morning. No hotness at the moment, just hilarity.
If the Yankees lose and the Red Sox lose and the Blue Jays win, then I’ll be happy. I would like to see the Yankees lose on a walkoff single given up by whoever the hell their closer is today (seriously, guys, your bullpen’s broken), I would like to see the Red Sox give up 102389798798639 runs, and I would like to see the Blue Jays win by a reasonable score of about 5-1 (no, I don’t mind if Jesse Carlson gives up a solo shot or something).
Observe this photo, in which Phil Coke and Hideki Matsui do something that needs to be captioned:
Have at it.
Ladies... 
Phil Coke: “So you think we’re ready for our ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ audition?”
Hideki Matsui: “Yeah, but I’m so great, I only need one jazz-hand to beat you, man.”
“So, we have to do this every time Mr. Steinbrenner visits?”
“Man knows how to make an entrance.”
“No no, Hideki. The thumb doesn’t work in New York. You’ve got to be FAAAAABULOOOOUS to hail a cab here.”
“Derek Jeter has this much herpes”
Truly Enormous Balls FTW
This caption definitely made me for real LOL! haha
Crane, the Yankee bullpen is a mess- except for one man, their closer.
Give our regards to Broooaaadway!
“TA DAAAAAAAAA!!!”