Good morning. Please bear with me as I attempt to explain why I’m the worst Dodgers fan ever.
Prettiness abounds. Hit the jump for more awesomeness.
Far as I can tell, they’ve got three things in common (listed here in descending order of obviousness):
- They’re both on the Giants. Move along, move along, nothing new to see in this bulletpoint.
- They can both pitch really well. The difference is that recently, it’s been much more common for Lincecum to pitch well than for Zito to pitch well, but their ERAs are only 0.13 different as of this morning (3.75 for Lincecum, 3.62 for Zito).
- They’re both hella gorgeous. And I can’t believe I just unironically said “hella”.
Hey, you know those chalkboards that you can get so you can write phrases on them oh-so-many dozen times until that phrase is drilled into your head for ever and ever? I’m going to get one and I’m going to write “Hump Day Hottie posts are about pictures, not words” on it until my brain explodes. (Not really.) So, here. I’ll shut up and give you pictures.
(By the way, that weird-looking suit led to this, so we can’t really complain:)