There’s a magical thing that happens every year after the All-Star break… the Yankees start winning! In an attempt to summon those W’s into our current state of affairs, I thought we’d explore a little all-star action… Ladies style of course!
Earl Weaver would not be happy with our depth at certain positions, but I can’t help that hotties gravitate towards center field and the pitchers’ mound! There has to be some scientific explanation for this phenomenon.
Orioles
Brian Roberts - 2B
Nick Markakis - RF
Jeremy Guthrie - P
Red Sox
Jacoby Ellsbury - CF
Rocco Baldelli - LF
Jon Lester - P
Yankees
Brett Gardner - CF
Phil Hughes - P
Mark Teixeira - 1B
Rays
Gabe Kapler - RF
Pat Burrell - LF
Carlos Pena - 1B
Grant Balfour - P
Jays
Alex Rios - CF
John McDonald - SS
White Sox
Carlos Quentin - LF
Scott Podsednik - CF
Paul Konerko - 1B
Indians
Mark DeRosa - 3B
Grady Sizemore - CF
Tigers
Ryan Raburn - LF
Curtis Granderson - CF
Justin Verlander - P
Royals
Brian Bannister - P
Kyle Davies - P
Mark Teahen - RF (thanks for the catch KCMichelle)
Twins
Joe Mauer - C
Joe Crede - 3B
Carlos Gomez - CF
Angels
Jeff Mathis - C
Chone Figgins - 3B
A’s
Dan Giese - P (sorry he's not in A's gear!)
Bobby Crosby - 3B
Jack Hannahan - 3B
Mariners
Rob Johnson - C
Franklin Gutierrez - CF
Rangers
Jarrod Saltalamacchia - C
Ian Kinsler - 2B
Marlon Byrd - RF
Stay tuned for the National League edition!
Ladies... 
Glad to see Bobby Crosby on your list. I have loved him since his LBSU days. Two additions for the list: Ryan Sweeney (OF) for the A’s, and Chris Davis (1B) for the Rangers.
You missed Roy Halladay, Andy Pettitte, and Brandon Inge.
I’m convinced that I’m the only girl who does not find Jacoby Ellsbury cute. And I swear I’m not being a hater. I think Jon Lester is adorable. But Ellsbury just does not do it for me.
I would add Evan Longoria for the Rays. He’s a cutie.
No, I don’t find Ellsbury all that attractive either (although “Ells” is one of the most adorable nicknames ever.)
I also don’t really find Jacoby Elsbury to be all that cute. I’m also not attracted to Grady Sizemore, I feel that I might be the only person who thinks that.
I second the addition of Evan Longoria. I’d also add Matt Tolbert (2B/SS) from the Twins even though he’s only been up with them for like a week so far this season.
That’s Mark Teahen not Mitch Maier for the Royals. Where’s the best pitcher Zack Greinke?
Glad to see Jack Hannahan and Ian Kinsler on there!!
I’d like to see Cliff Lee on there, as well as Justin Morneau :)
Ohh, and CJ Wilson for the Rangers! He’s somethin’ to look at.
And no Torii Hunter? Haha.
Good list though! Very attractive ;)
Tolbert is definitely cute. Justin Morneau also.
Don’t get the Ellsbury and Sizemore attraction either. And I’m puzzled with the Johnny Mac choice but no Doc or Aaron Hill. Adam Lind is cute too.
tenaya- bobby crosby is now my new mlb crush… i totally forgot what a cutie ryan sweeney is! and HOW DID I MISS CHRIS DAVIS! he will be on the write in ballot!
crane- i feel guilty constantly putting up picks of andy pettite, so i ommited him.
liz – you are not alone on jacoby, he doesn’t do it for me, but i can see how he appeals to others! longoria’s teeth scare me!
heidi- i agree with the tolbert addition, but sizemore is divine!
kcmichelle – thanks for the catch, my bad! i love greinke from certain angles, i don’t know what it is about him.
sarah- morneau is so wholesome looking, but super cute and hunter has a great smile! but wilson… oh man!
No problem – Teahen is my baseball boyfriend! Greinke is a little doll when he grins after he throws a complete game – those dimples!!
MK- i should do a ballot, i like the addition of aaron hill. i like the older weathered looking guys, what can i say!
I second CJ Wilson and offer Brandon Wood from the Angels. I almost drafted both of them to my fantasy team just for the hotness factor.
I LOVE the Nintendo art!
I don’t understand the Jacoby thing either! I thought I was alone, but it’s nice to find I’m not the only one. I am, however, a huge Grady fan, both aesthetically and as a baseball player.
Sooo glad you put Phil Hughes on here. He’s adorable, even though his recent outing wasn’t good. Love him though!!! =]
i know i’m late to this post but THANK YOU THANK YOU for including Brett Gardner!! yummmyyy!
Thank you for this. Excellent job!
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I’m convinced that you need to be a Red Sox fan to FULLY understand Jacoby. I’m also convinced he looks better in uniform.
….that SMILE whenever he does something well ….gah.
But since a few people here don’t like Jacoby OR Sizemore… maybe its just taste….because I think Sizemore is perfect.