This is not really, technically sports-related. Well, Tony Romo is in the photo, and HE is obviously sports-related, but…that’s about as sportsy as this post will get. These photos of Romo and Jessica Simpson have been making the rounds yesterday and today, including an appearance on Deadspin. The gals of GFY already handled the sofa-esque patterns of Simpson’s tiny orange dress with their usual hilarity.
Yes, it’s disturbing that some paparazzo stuck his camera UP her skirt for some photos (totally NSFW!), but something else is really bothering me here.
Jessica. You are a wealthy woman, and I’m guessing your shopping budget could singlehandedly rescue whole nations from poverty. So why in the name of Tony Romo’s Dimples are your toes hanging out the front of your shoes? Seriously, that’s sort of…well, it’s trashy.
Yes, your shoes are cute (albeit a little stripperesque), but if they’re only available in a two-too-small size, DON’T GET THEM.
And don’t tell me you have bigger-than-average feet, or some crap like that. Paris Hilton has feet the length of my entire arm, and her shoes always fit properly. And it’s obviously not a matter of budget: I’m a poor college student, and MY shoes fit properly. You can afford better than this, and your toes deserve better. Please, next time…try these things on before you go out in them.
*clears throat* So…umm…sports. How about the White Sox taking Scott Podsednik back, eh?
Bonus reading material: Hump Day Hottie: Scott Podsednik