Merry Christmas or other applicable happy day

If you don’t celebrate Christmas, don’t sweat it. You can still enjoy this post. If you do celebrate Christmas, have a merry one!

Earlier this year, our little site celebrated its 1000th post by highlighting each of our favorite hotties. Now, in the spirit of the holidays, it’s time for our hotties to give back. Do your eyeballs a favor and enjoy the Ladies…’ stocking stuffers after the jump.
For Cinnamon Girl: Joe Mauer

Look who I found under the mistletoe!

For Lady Andrea: Scott Rolen

He comes bearing gifts. And a wrapped box.

For Chitown Chick: Roger Huerta

He doesn't LOOK like an elf, but who am I to say no to a free candy cane?

For Miss Minda (oh hey, that’s me!): David DeJesus

Yep, this could be a wallpaper. In a room, I mean, not a computer.

For Metsy: Carlos Beltran

He's finished shopping for you, Metsy! And look how happy he is about that!

For La M. Alana: Steve Nash

There are some really random ornaments in there, like a red hat and a Star of David.

For SA: Curtis Granderson

Hellllooooo there, SA. Grandy's deckin' the halls, if ya know what I mean.

For Games Mistress: Chris Paul

"Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?"

For Mistress Christina: Tyler Hansbrough

Psycho-T loves him some Santa. Awww.

For the Dame of Extra Time: Thierry Henry

He's caroling on the Dame's porch tonight.

Hopefully these are better visions than sugarplums dancing through your heads. Merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/other applicable celebration or lack thereof! You stay classy, San Diego!