1000th Post Countdown… Connect Four!

We’re into the Ladies… top 4 perfect 10s and we’ve got some bona fide hotties today.

Hello thighs!

Mistress Christina
Fernando Torres – He is so stinking pretty. He recently cut his hair, which is clearly news because his hair is one of his best features. I would also count his freckles, his thighs, his abs and his smile among my other faves. He’s currently injured and has to sit out for another few weeks due to a hamstring injury. (Nando, if you need someone to massage the afflicted area, PLEASE feel free to give me a call…) Some people can’t get on board the Nando-train because of his adorable baby-face. Something about looking too young… well I don’t mind them a little young, and the fact that he’s actually older than me (he’ll be 25 in March) should help to quell some of those pedophile fears.

Oooh, sexy stare.

Games Mistress
Evan Lycasek – I instantly thought of him for this list even though I haven’t watched ice skating for more than ten minutes since the last Olympics. In competition, I’m more of a Johnny Weir fan, but aesthetically, I’ve got to go with Mr. Lycasek.

SA
Cesc Fabregas – The one and only reason why I was rooting for Spain during Euro this past summer.

No, you're the cutest! No YOU are!

Miss Minda
David Carr – That smile. That jaw. Those CALVES. Undeniable.

He can shred my secondary.

Metschick
BJ Penn – He’s a crazy adorable Hawaiian MMA fighter. (The BF is now taking MMA classes, and pretty much only watches UFC DVDs. I gotta find the pretty where I can – and there’s plenty there!)

Shiny belt, shiny belt!

La M. Alana
Boris Diaw – Most of these guys I love for their play, either their skill at the game or their style of playing, or both – but, Bill Walton rhapsodies aside, that’s not quite the case with Boris. I just think he’s incredibly, unstateably, immorally gorgeous.

Huminahuminahuminahumina

Lady Andrea
Justin Morneau – I love his smile, I love his eyes, I love his ass. He’s a helluva baseball player and his Home Run Derby win got me a Cardinals banner for a month. Hee hee.

And a bonus hottie!

Chitown Chick
Jerry Azumah – Good God almighty, that man has one of the best smiles on the planet. He retired (early) as Bear, and still does good for my city. I love this man.