1000th Post Countdown…

The Ladies are coming upon their 1000th post as a blog.  To commemorate the occasion, we are counting down 9 Ladies’ Top 11 Perfect 10s, culminating in one glorious post of a unanimous #1 overall pick.  (Because 100 perfect 10s equal 1000… see what we did there?)  Today I bring you the Ladies’ #11s…

Awww, what a cutie.

Games Mistress
Darelle Revis – Darelle’s a rookie, but between his excellent defensive play and his hotness, he’s moving into the running for my all time favorite Jet defender. (Granted, given the Jet defenses of the recent past, this is not that hard.) Also, he looks really good in green — which just makes it sad that he’s had to wear drab blue and gold the last couple of games.

Cinnamon Girl
Reggie Bush – Besides the obvious physical reasons for selecting Reggie Bush as my 11th hottest sportsman, I have chosen him because he is a non-traditional running back who can do more – he runs, he catches passes, he can hit. And don’t we Ladies… always like a guy who can do more?

*unintelligible sounds*

Forearms rule.

La M. Alana
Mike Jacobs – As someone living in the Marlins market (which is, apparently, all of Florida), Marlins games are on my televsion every day in the summer. Now, I’m not a huge baseball fan – I can watch the game, I just don’t follow it – so I miss a lot of the sub-plots. Apparently a lot of people hate Mike Jacobs? Because he was a Yankee, or something? All I know is he has a chiseled jaw and those steely eyes and, yes, lovely forearms…basically, he makes my Marlins-watching a more enjoyable experience, and for that I’m grateful.

Don't know this guy. But he is yummy.

Mistress Christina
Marat Safin – Why is he a perfect 10? Well he’s Russian, 6ft4 and a two-time Grand Slam winner. He may be a head-case on the tennis court, but he’s damn easy on the eyes!

Lady Andrea
Peyton Manning – He may not be the typical idea of “hot,” but his football skills plus his amazing stint on Saturday Night Live cemented him as a stone-cold hottie in my book.

Just a big ol' cutie.

Miss Minda
Mike Lowell – I’m younger. He’s older. I don’t care. Mike Lowell is dirty, filthy hot. Poor guy is stuck watching his team from the bench after being such an important part of the Red Sox 2007 season. Maybe his inclusion on my list of super-mega-hotties will console him.

I dig the salt n pepper beard.

Mmm, sweaty.

SA
Nuno Gomes – Why? Because he’s hot, European, and plays soccer. If that’s not enough then I don’t know what.

Chitown Chick
Willie Gault – I’ll go with a classic Bears hottie who has gotten hotter with age.

What a great smile.

Metschick
Miguel Cotto – I don’t follow boxing religiously.  Truth be told, I like the hoopla that goes with it – the drinking the food and the fun of spending 4 hours on a Sat. night with family and friends.  Oh, and there might be a hottie or two sprinkled throughout.  One of those hotties is Miguel Cotto.  Now, I can’t tell you jack shit about how great of a fighter he is.  Like I said, boxing’s not really my thing.  But damn, look at those abs.  That’s why he’s my #11.

Whoa six-pack.