CFB Friday: Hotties of the SEC

Two things.

One, I keep typing “S-E-X” instead of “S-E-C”, and I’m not sure what that says about me.

And two: someday, I will give you substantive analysis on a Friday afternoon. Today is not that day.

Louis Murphy, of Florida, and others.

In no particular order, here’s a tour of hotties through the SEC – both those you know well, and those that you don’t. (It was so effing hard to find hotties for Alabama, you have no idea.)

In honor of the debate tonight – the one that is not, in fact, cancelled! – we’ll start with the hotties of Ole Miss.

Shay Hodge, Mississippi.

Tony Fein, Mississippi.

Making our way through the Magnolia State, as well as the bottom of the SEC, we move on to Mississippi State.

O'Neal Wilder, Mississippi State. Has a bebo. Takes bebo-ish pictures.

Roll tide. Even though you don’t got many hotties to roll.

Robert Lester and Julio Jones, Alabama.

Arkansas had a surprising number of hotties, I found. Maybe they took all of Alabama’s?

Alex Tejada, Arkansas. Kickers are usually pretty.

Michael Smith, Arkansas.

Also Michael Smith, but fuzzier - Arkansas.

Kentucky plays basketball, not football. You can make your own judgments about their football hotties(ish).

Dicky Lyons, Jr, Kentucky. This kid cracks me up. Look at him! He looks like if Draco Malfoy gained weight and started hanging out with the Gotti boys.

Winston Guy, Kentucky.

There’s at least a couple of Auburn fans out there!

Brandon Cox, Auburn. I can't really tell if he's hot or not, but I guess he must be.

South Carolina is low on hotties, but high on potential.

DL Moore, South Carolina.

Snoop Pearsons - I mean, Chris Henry - I mean, Jarrett Burns, South Carolina.

Eric Norwood, bracketed by Jaspar and Caspar Brinkley. Twins in football? Eric Norwood gives that big shmirre!

Vanderbilt plays sports?

Jamie Graham, Vanderbilt. He apparantly plays two.

Brent Trice, Vanderbilt.

Tennessee makes me a bit sad. I mean, yeah, I’m a lifelong Gator fan, and their failings should fill me with joy…but I’d prefer my team beat up on a good team, you know? At least they’re still pretty cute.

Eric Berry, Tennessee. He has pretty eyes.

The ironically-named and ill-fated Arian Foster, Tennessee.

Nick Stephens, Tennessee. Yes, I know he's just a back-up QB, but I have a soft spot for daywalkers.

I do have to thank LSU for embarrassing Ohio State again last year. Kudos, guys.

Demetrius Byrd, LSU, busts a move.

Tim Molton, LSU. Seriously good-looking, but I couldn't find a better picture.

Georgia is annoyingly adorable. I mean, just look at these guys! Hated rivals should not be adorable!

Asher Allen, Georgia.

Mohamed Massaquoi, Georgia.

Tony Wilson, Georgia.

Tavarres King, Georgia.

Jerks. I just want to pinch their cheeks. Awww, bullpuppies. Anyway, moving on, Florida is still the prettiest. But you’ve seen the Tebows and Harvins, so here are some cuties you may not have seen.

Adrian Bushell, Florida.

Riley Cooper, who is way hot, and Urban Meyer, who's cute if you're into grown men and all - Florida.

Well, okay. One picture of Percy Harvin, simply because it’s awesome and I can’t not share it.

Percy Harvin, Florida.

How about it, you guys? I know we’ve got lots of SEC fans here. Who did I miss?