One, I keep typing “S-E-X” instead of “S-E-C”, and I’m not sure what that says about me.
And two: someday, I will give you substantive analysis on a Friday afternoon. Today is not that day.
In no particular order, here’s a tour of hotties through the SEC – both those you know well, and those that you don’t. (It was so effing hard to find hotties for Alabama, you have no idea.)
In honor of the debate tonight – the one that is not, in fact, cancelled! – we’ll start with the hotties of Ole Miss.
Making our way through the Magnolia State, as well as the bottom of the SEC, we move on to Mississippi State.
Roll tide. Even though you don’t got many hotties to roll.
Arkansas had a surprising number of hotties, I found. Maybe they took all of Alabama’s?
Kentucky plays basketball, not football. You can make your own judgments about their football hotties(ish).
There’s at least a couple of Auburn fans out there!
South Carolina is low on hotties, but high on potential.
Vanderbilt plays sports?
Tennessee makes me a bit sad. I mean, yeah, I’m a lifelong Gator fan, and their failings should fill me with joy…but I’d prefer my team beat up on a good team, you know? At least they’re still pretty cute.
I do have to thank LSU for embarrassing Ohio State again last year. Kudos, guys.
Georgia is annoyingly adorable. I mean, just look at these guys! Hated rivals should not be adorable!
Jerks. I just want to pinch their cheeks. Awww, bullpuppies. Anyway, moving on, Florida is still the prettiest. But you’ve seen the Tebows and Harvins, so here are some cuties you may not have seen.
Well, okay. One picture of Percy Harvin, simply because it’s awesome and I can’t not share it.
How about it, you guys? I know we’ve got lots of SEC fans here. Who did I miss?