Hump Day Hottie: The Best of the Draft

As you may know, the Ladies… spent Saturday and Sunday watching and blogging the NFL Draft. Strapping young men in suits about to be come millionaires? Yes, please!

Football powers, activate!

After the jump, a look at some of the best and brightest of the draft. Keep in mind that this list is nowhere near comprehensive, as there were many, many hot men who got new jobs this weekend. These are some of my favorites. Please feel free to share your favorites in the comments.

Chris Long, DE, Virginia, now with the St. Louis Rams.

He was a fan favorite of all of the Ladies… Well educated, 6’4″, 275, an amazing pass rusher, and big strong arms.

Joe Flacco, QB, University of Delaware, now with the Baltimore Ravens

He’s tall and throws a frozen rope with every pass. Done and done.

Jordy Nelson, WR, Kansas State (blegh) now with the Green Bay Packers (more blegh)

Just a good old boy, never meanin’ no harm…

Brian Brohm, QB, Louisville, now with the Green Bay Packers (blegh)

Too cute to be a Packer. Oh well.

Tom Zbikowski. FS, Notre Dame, Baltimore Ravens

This man is beloved in his hometown of Chicago, and really, why wouldn’t we love him. A hard-working free safety, a boxer, and beautiful eyes.

And finally, you didn’t really think that I would end this without showing an adorable Missouri Tiger, did you?

Martin “Mother” Rucker, TE, University of Missouri, now with the Cleveland Browns. (Get it? MotherRucker?)

Seriously, how precious is he? He was an amazing leader for the Tigers this year, and he has lovely eyes and dimples.

11 thoughts on “Hump Day Hottie: The Best of the Draft

  1. Umm, yes please to Tommy Z. I love me some fighters, well at least until they get their pretty little faces bashed in one too many times and their noses get all skewed and their brains go a little wonky…

  2. Nicole, I love Brian Brohm (thanks to a good friend of mine who is a huge Lville fan) so I’ll show some Packer love.

    The Dukes of Hazzard quote: priceless.

    ZIIIIIIIBBBBBBBYYYYYY! My god, I love that man.

  3. Who cares if Tommy Z sucks as long as he sucks on me. He is a short little cutie. I still love me have some tough, but cute little Polish Zibby than some big ugly Missouri tiger!

  4. Your evil!!!!!!!!!! You aparently dont like the packers *glare* but then you gotta discrce my relative*Doom glare*!!!!!>:b theres nothin wrong with jordy nelson biatch!

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