Again, since not all my comments are used over at Bugs & Cranks and also because by the time the rankings are compiled my rankings are a couple games old, here they are:
1st place: Arizona at 9-3. Their trio of Owings, Webb and Haren look damn good so far this season.
2nd place: St. Louis at 9-4. Kyle Lohse has a 1.04 ERA and the bats are starting to come around now.
3rd place: Milwaukee at 8-4. Tuesday they start a 3-game series at St. Louis. That ought to separate the men from the boys.
4th place: Oakland at 8-5. The most boring good team so far.
5th place: Chicago White Sox at 7-4.
6th place: Florida, Baltimore, Chicago Cubs, Toronto, Kansas City at 7-5. In order: don’t care, huh…the Orioles, two games behind haha, huh…the Blue Jays, and yay Royals! The Cubs are home against the Reds and Pirates for 6 games straight, which should help them out. The Royals were the darlings of the first week of the season, but have dropped a few since. I like what I’ve seen from Teahen, Butler Gordon and Bannister so far.
11th place: LA Angels, San Diego, Boston at 7-6. In order: don’t care, don’t care, and SUCK IT BOSTON. However, this might end up being Matsuzaka’s year, he’s looked good so far.
14th place: Tampa Bay, Pittsburgh, Minnesota at 6-6. In order: huh…the Rays, if you were going to get swept by the Cubs at least you made it take 36 innings, and geez Minnesota. I think the Rays should be pretty excited to be at .500 so far. Also, Xavier Nady is off to a nice start.
17th place: Philly, Seattle, Cincinnati, New York Yankees at 6-7. In order: thanks for taking 2 from the Cubs, don’t care, way to just get swept by the Pirates, and SUCK IT NEW YORK.
21st place: Mets at 5-6. How have they played two less games than everybody else? Lazy-ass Mets.
Not much to do with this season,
just an awesome picture. Look how high they are!
22nd place: Colorado, Atlanta, LA Dodgers, Cleveland, Texas at 5-7. In order: nice going defending champs, don’t care, don’t care, kind of surprised and good for you Rangers! The Rockies are totally schizo. They drop 5 in a row, and then win 3 in a row. What the hell are they doing?
27th place: San Francisco, Houston at 5-8. Don’t care, don’t care. I can’t believe the Cardinals account for 40% of the Giants’ wins.
29th Washington at 4-9: Awww, the Nats are such teases. They taunt their fans with a 3-0 start, then drop NINE in a row. Good lord. They’re about to go on an 8-game road trip against the Mets, Marlins and Braves. That oughta be fun.
30th place: Detroit at 2-10. As my late Grandma Donna would say, the Detroit Tigers are “sucking the hind tit.” Snerk.