Like sports? Like the men who play those sports? Think you’ve got some good things to say about Hotties in Uniform? The Ladies are looking for some new contributors. We’ve sadly had to say goodbye to many of our talented writers because real life and other gigs have become too much to juggle. But SA, Metschick and Andrea are still here with their best ogling goggles on and they’re looking for some new Ladies.
What we want from you: a short fact sheet (below) and a sample post or two. If you don’t have your own blog, no worries! Take a cue from us and try your hand at a Hit n Run for one of the nights this week. Pictures are not a requirement either. We can totally teach you how to do pictures in a post, so don’t get hung up on that.
Where to send it: ladiesdotdotdot@gmail.com
When: Please submit everything to us by Friday, April 11th at 6 pm eastern
Name (first is fine):
Age (ballpark is fine):
Favorite Sport(s):
Favorite Team(s):
Favorite Hottie:
Do you have a blog that you already write for?
What is your favorite thing about Ladies?
What kinds of things do you think we could add?
What kind of computer skills do you possess? (Photoshop, HTML skills, etc)
Have you used WordPress before?
Ladies... 
whoa…where did everybody go? I guess I’d consider…but I dont think anyone would want to listen to me ramble on about how great Zach Parise is…
whoa…where did everybody go? I guess I’d consider…but I dont think anyone would want to listen to me ramble on about how great Zach Parise is…
Hey, we like Zach Parise. And we don’t have any die-hard hockey fans! : )
Frequent reader… never commented… but I ADORE the blog. My life’s pretty crazy, but I think I’ll send you my info to try and give it a shot… I’ve been looking for a creative outlet for my sportsfandom. Any problems with talk about racing?
Are there cute boys in racing? (Yes, there are.) So…nope. No problems!
the double post does not help my cause of proving I can use a computer
There are many many cute boys in soccer. Which is why I am applying.
As someone that knows shit about hockey and racing, I think having people on that knows what they’re talking about there would be great.
Add soccer to that list as well.
I would like to nominate Minda.
I sent in my application, just for fun. I like hockey.
I’d just to say good luck to all who apply. Is apply even the right verb in this case? That is exactly why I won’t be sumbitting my name. Lack of writing skills.
Janalee-I’m a wannabe writer that sucks at writing. I promise you, it’ll be fine. :)
Hey, I could use another blog!
Will there be rookie hazing rituals that I can fantasize about?
Go for it Pam – we definitely need more hockey!!!
DougOLis, I am blushing! Thanks for the nod; I’ll send in my application pronto! (Or, after I either do late-night laundry or perfect my pong trick shots.)
I might volunteer even though college boys are now far too young for me. And yes, Amanda, there are many many cute boys in soccer.
I strongly suggest that you let your dude readers decide. Let me look through photos and cup sizes and submissions about how hot my junk is. It’s a win-win.
Burnsy, I love ya. But don’t be a pervert.
I, too, would love an outlet for my fandom–I don’t comment here much but I am a reader and was toying with the idea of starting my own blog until I realized you guys did it better. So the app’s on the way!
I don’t comment a lot, but I definitely check every day.
So of course I sent in an application, and HELLS YES, more soccer.
If I tuck my wiener between my legs and dance a sexy dance, can I be a Ladies Dot Dot Dot?
I’d fuck me.
It’s like the second generation of Menudo!
/eschews the obvious sports reference
I’m not a chick, but I can play one on the internet. And do so, quite often, I must say. You gals could use a little “edginess.”
If you are comfortable ogling men, feel free to submit an application. : )
Ladies,
If you ever decide to post contributions from a token “Y” chromosome, let me know.
Submit an app, Chamomiles. Maybe we’ll be feeling rebellious.
More soccer please! Have you seen Luca Toni lately? (Plays for Italy and Bayern Munich) Mmmmm…
I’ll play along as long as someone tells me what you’ve done with Clare.
Actually…all the ladies are duct taped in my basement. They put the lotion on their skin or else they get the hose again…
*shrugs*
Do we have to send the entry in some sort of word press compatible document…. or can it just be a word document filled with pictures and witty excellence?
Christina, it can be a word doc or if you already have a blog a link to the posts. If you want to you can just put the writing sample in the email. You def. don’t need to set up a WordPress account (if you don’t have one) just for this. We wouldn’t want y’all to do that.
I sent mine in a week or so ago.. just wondering if ya’ll got it?
okay, just sent mine.
Damn, just missed it! This is what happens when you don’t check the blogosphere every day. I guess I’ll have to practice my snark for the next open call.
May I just say what a relief to find an individual who
actually knows what they are discussing online.
You certainly realize how to bring an issue to light and make
it important. More people need to look at this and understand this side of the story.
I was surprised you are not more popular since you certainly possess
the gift.