22 thoughts on “Oops, I Crapped My Pants

  1. Grit, hard work, blue-collar…oh, yes, we can’t do a story without those. You might also say he’s going to be the first to arrive at the pants-crapping court, and the last one to leave… or that he really leads by example in pants-crapping, his teammates all respect the way he craps his pants, and he will always crap his pants the same way no matter how much media attention he gets.

    (Also, I think that headline “Why the Top Seeds Dominated the Brackets” is one of the dumbest things I’ve seen today. Do you suppose they dominated the brackets because, oh I don’t know…they’re the top fucking seeds??)

  2. Minda +1

    Also, that’s probably the face he makes as he braces himself on the walls of the bathroom stall. Dude’s intense.

  3. I wish I had the photoshop skills to really go to town on that picture.

    Is he the David Eckstein of NCAA? So gritty! The hardest working person on the planet!

  4. Hate. Hate. HAAAATE.

    (In fact, I keep a picture of his bloody face [thank you, Gerald! Love you!] on my desk.)

  5. Oh, and “blue collar” my ass. His dad is freakin’ DOCTOR who built a house with a complete fitness center and indoor basketball court so that “Psycho T” and Ben didn’t have to practice or work out with the Poplar Bluff riff-raff.

    Hate hate hate.

  6. Thank you Andie for providing me w/endless hilarity today. Everytime I’ve heard someone today slurping him, I mentally add “pooping his pants” and nearly do so myself laughing. It is going to be a fun weekend1 :)

  7. eamonn, your a douche bag plain and simple. lgrave65, if you applaud cheeapshots you must be a dookie and hansbrough may have grown up affluent but his work ethic is pure grit …your a douche bag too.

  8. I’m dreading to see how many fouls and travels this guy gets away with tonight or how many phantom foul calls Kansas will get against them. Could this guy just go away?

  9. HANSBLOW REALLY DID CRAP HIS PANTS WHEN KANSAS CAME TO TOWN AND TOOK HIM AND THE OTHER PRIMOS DOWN.

    KANSAS AND THE BIG TWELVE BABY TAKING THE NCAA CHAMPS TITLE

  10. I wonder if he craped a big one when he first saw the gigantic Kenny George. Tyler looked scared shitless as he had to face the 7’8 380lb giant. tyler looked absolutly tiny next to the giant. If the giant had caught Tyler when he went up to dunk I think he would have squeezed the crap right out of Tyler Hansbrough.

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