My phone is toast!
My source (remember him?) just gave me some new photographic evidence of Paul LoDuca’s steroid use. They’re right after the jump.
Here we have LoDuca’s trainer injecting him with some banned substances.
Apparently, most of these transactions happened in plain view.
So sad to see LoDuca engaging in such transactions with his child being right there.
And, of course, after a hard day of roiding up, LoDuca turns to the ladies.
Ladies... 
Too funny. Great stuff Metsy.
…and look at him smiling through the whole damn thing, the rat!
Oh, the Linux mascot. Beautiful.
Is that Ariel? Are we sure she’s not a little old for Lo Duca’s taste?
Also, Cozy Heart Penguin was one of my favorite Care Bear Cousins. Care Bear Cousins CALLLLLLLL!
Yet again, I am in awe of Metsy’s awesome anipals.
The toast phone is my favorite.
I love stuffed animal theater!
A sad day for Penguindom. :p
Will
PS: Thanks for the smile on an otherwise dark day for this Mountie.
The soulful look in the penguin’s eyes displays a depth of humanity that is all too scarce in the modern man.
I don’t know why, but I love that he’s waving to crowd.
does that say “shitload of money” in the amount box?
+1 for the check
Andie: That’s not Ariel. That’s the slutty Barbie who plays Ariel in Little Mermaid: Return of the Semen.
Thanks, guys!
I assume Slutty Barbie is 17. But her birthday is in a month so it’s alright.
Great job Metsy.
This is just flat-out awesome. It has noticeably improved my day!
Check out the smug look on the trainer! You know he’s just setting up Lo Duca with a smirk like that.
And if I hadn’t read the captions, I would have assumed this was some sort of evil plan by Stuffed Anipal Penguins to clone themselves and steal our Barbies.
Oh LoDuca. In front of the kid?
Well done
(claps) Good work, metschick
I JUST got the ICY penguin as a present on Friday. It DANCES, y’all.
Thanks for brightening my day. With finals starting tomorrow I really needed something to cheer me up…maybe I should get back to studying for those now? ;)
Metsy, I am now more convinced than ever that I should send you the mascot stand-ins I have for Wake Forest, the Mets, Phillies, Iowa Hawkeyes, Michigan, and Pirates. They could be used to hold proxy round table discussions once you found a Tennessee Volunteer and a Texas Longhorn.
Don’t blame the roids; he’s Italian.