Tom Brady and his Patriots pulled a miracle out of their asses and beat the Baltimore Ravens, 27-24, last night, thanks to the Ravens’ many penalties. I didn’t see the game (of course – but I have a good excuse! My laptop nearly died, and it was only my brother-in-law’s expert care that brought it back from the brink. I spent all last night at his place getting that fixed.), but you know that other Ladies… did!
You better join me after the jump, or Tom will impregnate you! TSW: GAH FUCK RTHAT GAMEJDSA
Lady Andrea: That game was fucking INSANE. I about had a stroke like 10 times. Also, for a while, I really thought I’d pull off the fantasy upset. Damn TD to Gaffney. Sigh.
Holly: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. JESUS, BILLICK.
TSW: FUCKING HELL. And I think the coordinator called that time out. BUT JESUS CHRIST COULD YOU AT LEAST HANDLE SOME CLOCK MANAGEMENT. Fuck.
Lady Andrea: Right at the end, when whoever that was caught the 52 yd hail mary, I started screaming to the other Raven nearby “PUSH HIM IN! PUSH HIM IN!” I’m not really sure what came over me. It’s been a stressful evening of MNF.
Holly: Ravens got it back with 50 seconds. They ran 2 plays and had 14 seconds left. Well played, Professor Brian. GAH.
Holly: oh, fuck tom brady in his smug face. I can’t even watch this interview. Also, I think he’s wearing a sweatervest.
Are the Nationals turning into the Milford School (for Wayward Boys)? They’ve acquired Elijah Dukes in a trade from the Tampa Bay Rays. He and Lastings Milledge should totally be roomies.
Our condolences to Stephen Marbury on the death of his father, Donald Marbury, Sr. Mr. Marbury was 69.
Sean Taylor’s funeral was held yesterday at Florida International University. It’s always sad to see a young man cut down in the prime of his life, and doubly so when he leaves behind a small child who will never really know him.
My heart breaks for Jackie Taylor, who will never really know her dad. (And just to give you all a little insight into my morbid sense of humor: as the tears stream down my cheeks while I read the story and look at pictures, I wonder why the daughter of a millionaire has such a cheap-looking stroller. And that’s how I have stayed sane these last 3 years. Gotta find a little humor even in the most tragic of stories.)