Saturday Morning Hate Sex

Not a bad week for us here at Ladies, all told. To review:

Rutgers rolling over Army in primetime. Iowa holding on for bowl eligibility. Tennessee putting serious hurt on Arkansas at home. Texas rolling through a shootout with Texas Tech.

Those two losses, though? Ouchtown, population: us, and we never saw it coming.

No one could’ve predicted Clemson would field a viable football team this year…least of all Wake Forest, playing like I-AA imitations of their former ACC Champion selves. Sorry, Cousin J-Money–at least you had the big WFV win for solace.

Same for SA and Michigan…unlike Clemson they’ve been sleepwalking all season, but who knew Wisconsin would pick Week 11 to start playing football? (But who’ll remember this if they beat Ohio State?)

Let’s send our two lovely Ladies on their way to bigger and better things this week with some eminently beddable boys from the opposite sideline:

For SA and her Michigan Wolverines: David Gilreath, WR, Wisconsin. Just a freshman…a freshman who averaged over 25 yards a kick return against the Big Blue.


Aww, Don’t be shy, David…where’s that pretty face?



There we go.

For J-Money and her Wake Forest Demon Deacons: Cullen Harper, QB, Clemson. 266 yards in the air for three scores…but I’m really just looking for another excuse to use that “the son of a bitch can fly” tag:


Today in Ladies-centric gridiron matchups:

  • Ohio State @ Michigan, 12:00, ABC
  • Pitt @ Rutgers, 12:00, ESPN+
  • Vanderbilt @ Tennessee, 2:00, GamePlan
  • Western Michigan @ Iowa, 3:30, BTN
  • NC State @ Wake Forest, 4:00, ESPNU

Y’all play nice.

6 thoughts on “Saturday Morning Hate Sex

  1. It was reallllllly cold in the Big House. And wet. And so terribly disappointing. Sigh…

    SA, I am so very sorry they will be picking a Buckeye for you. Ick. Please Ladies…, try your hardest to be kind.

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