Hump Day Hottie: Reggie Bush

Reggie Bush, running back extraordinaire for the New Orleans Saints, is downright beautiful. And it’s a good thing he’s so outrageously good looking, because he has three huge hurdles to overcome, right from the get-go: (1) he is only 5’10”, and we tend to require 6’0″ minimum around here, except in very special cases (Dustin Pedroia and Adam Vinatieri, I’m looking at the two of you- those listed heights aren’t fooling anyone); (2) he went to USC and stole the Heisman Trophy that belonged to my darling Vince Young, (3) he used to paint numbers on his eyeblack. That number 3 may be the worst of all- if you’d like to shout out your hometown area code, why not just wear a t-shirt?

But none of that other nonsense really matters, because… abs! And also this:

Looking like that? I can forgive him just about anything… even the fact that he’s a Trojan. And that’s really saying something.

Lots more Reggie goodness after the jump…


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Pitched four years for the Philadelphia Athletics, and then played shortstop for seven years for the Montreal Expos. Taught Rickey Henderson to steal a base. Taught Nolan Ryan to throw a punch. Taught Mickey Mantle to drink a beer. Threw one seven-hitter and seven no-hitters. Wonderboy was my creation, and first Jobu shrine was in my locker. Often called "the next Dustin Pedroia". Always wear high socks and eyeblack. Prefer to slide headfirst.

26 thoughts on “Hump Day Hottie: Reggie Bush

  1. 1) I purchased a copy of Men’s Fitness magazine just because he was on the cover, shirtless. Said issue has been the centerpiece of my coffee table for approximately four months.

    2) He has beautiful teeth. Let’s not overlook his teeth.

    3) I would coat him in apple butter and serve him for brunch. He could not be more delicious. And I could not be more creepy.

  2. I don’t know how his beautifulnessocity escaped me for so long.

    I am glad I was sitting – though after looking at these, I may prefer lying down. With a cigarette. And glass of scotch. Sigh…

  3. Good Lord, that man is beautiful! And that smile, you know (and clearly he knows) that he can get away w/anything just by flashing it.

  4. Can I make a Hump Day Hottie nomination? SHOTY starting yesterday has me in the mood. I know he’s been kind of done before as a collective, but I’d like to nominate Tim Riggins. There was a shot a couple weeks ago when he was waking up without a shirt at the start of the episode, and damn, I wish I looked like that.

  5. Why is it that Reggie looks completely plausible in the soccer kit but Becks looks like a child playing dressup in the football pads.

    Also, I hate USC almost as much as I hate Matt Leinart, but really, with a smile like that, who cares?

    I love that he’s wearing the ice in his ears in the practice shots.

  6. I knew about that Clare (and thus saying he’d already been kind of done before). I was suggesting that he is deserving of his own post.

  7. If my body looked like that I would never wear a shirt. Although he does look quite delicious in that blue button down…mmm.

  8. Just when I start to hate him and his USC cheating ways, there comes this post and those last three pics that makes me forget all of that.

    That second to last pic is so going to be my screensaver soon.


  9. I know exactly what Men’s Fitness magazine you’re talking about, Gshum.

    And his smile in the third picture is what pushed me over the edge. I can’t hate him! How infuriating! I hate not being free to hate on USC people.

  10. The diamonds in his ears somehow make his teeth look WHITER. I would be exhausted (Peyton Manning exhausted) of his numerous tv commercials if he didn’t exhibit The Pretty so well.

    Which version of the Icon International photo do I like better, the all black suit or the delicious abs? …I have all day to decide.

  11. God almighty he is so sexyyyyyy and yes his smile is to die for i just want to rub him down ;)how in the world did i not notice him before

  12. Satin must have created him because being so sexy is a sin!!!! But he will learn soon enough u can’t turn a ho into a house wife especially make her ur manager (come on Reggie wat were u thinking??????)

  13. Reggie is such a beast, he’s inspiration to get out there and run some sprints and get my abs to pop half as much as his. It is no surprise if you look at the way a football player push themselves, why they have such incredible physiques.

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