Stand By Your Man – Fantasy QB Results: Week 2

Week 2 of the Stand By Your Man fantasy football league had two Ladies, (Andrea and Clare), already looking to their back-up boyfriends and featured hottie QBs that were going against each other in the Sunday Night Football game.

Metschick (De)Jesus’ Homies	vs	SA Woodson over Manning
Philip Rivers 11.76	Starting QB	Tom Brady 22.36
Alex Smith 4.94	Backup QB	Matt Hasselbeck 13.84
Eli Manning 13.44	“Just a friend”	Matt Leinart 14.56
113.06	Overall team score	221.56

Winning QB and Game winner – SA

Metschick – I hate you, Philip Rivers. Yeah, you played better this week, but you only got me 11 points, and the QB your team faced netted my opponent 22. Whatever, just get out of my sight.

SA – DREAMBOAT!!!! That’s all.

Holly JimBobCooterGaveMe6	vs	GordonShumway Angelina Ate My Baby
Peyton Manning 15.28	Starting QB	Drew Brees 14.40
Did Not Play Not sweaty David Carr	Backup QB	Jake Delhomme 24.58
Donovan McNabb 11.10	“Just a friend”	Jay Cutler 12.56
209.38	Overall team score	122.80

Winning QB and Gamer Winner – Holly
For the second week, GordonShumway has let the dominate scorer ride the pine while her hottie flounders. Meanwhile, Holly better be getting ready to send Chad Johnson and Lance Briggs flowers and chocolates with the 30-some points each guy added in for her impressive team win.

Holly – David Carr did not “play”, but that doesn’t mean he didn’t work up a sweat. If you know what I mean.*

*we totally did it

GordonShumway – Well, that’ll teach me to doubt the Bojangles-powered fury of Jake Delhomme. Never again, Jake. I raise my sweet tea to you.

As for Drew Brees, let’s do some role playing, m-kay? You be you, and I’ll be Chargers GM A.J. Smith. Instead of going to New Orleans, though, you’re just traveling to the bench. Dre–what? No, you don’t need to pack a bag. Yes, you can take Mr. Sniffles. Now go sit down, m-kay?

TheStarterWife Terrible Turpees	vs	Lady Andrea ThreatLevelMidnight
Ben Roethlisberger 13.68	Starting QB	Tony Romo 19.04
Carson Palmer 39.04	Backup QB	Marc Bulger 16.72
Steve McNair OUT	“Just a friend”	N/A
170.08	Overall team score	134.84

QB Winner – Andrea
Team Winner – TheStarterWife

TSW – I would have rather my fantasy team lost than Ben lose to Romosexual, but since the Steelers won in real life, I cannot complain too much. (Other than fuck that Palmer.)

Andrea – I liked what I saw from Romo last week and this week he did not disappoint. I’d rub it in to TSW (who apparently hates Tony Romo with the fury of 1,000 nuns) but she spanked me pretty thoroughly this week, so….. (slinks away)

Texas Gal The Real (Colt)McCoy	vs	Clare Speckhosen
Vince Young 16.66	Starting QB	Jon Kitna 15.00
Brett Favre 22.24	Backup QB	Rex Grossman 8.10
J.P. Losman 9.96	“Just a friend”	Matt Schaub 17.38
121.36	Overall team score	140.50

QB Winner – Texas Gal
Team Winner – Clare

Texy is so in love with seeing that baseball jersey, she keeps squeaking by with this narrow victories with her boy Young as old man Favre continues to haunt the bench. (What gives Texy? He’s on the Ladies banner for crying out loud.) Clare made the right choice going to “Concussion Miracle Boy” Kitna. He had not missed a portion of the game, she would have certainly taken the win from TG.