The Mets’ recent losing streak is taking a toll on D-Wright. Can no one think of D-Wright?!
Enough is enough! My sources tell me that Willie Randolph called a team meeting after that dreadful game last night and really gave it to the Mets. My sources also provided photographs of what went down. They’re after the jump.
After another horrible game, Willie had no choice but to call a team meeting, to try and light a fire under their asses.
I hope the Mets understand that at this juncture in the season, they really need to get it together!
Jose Reyes and David Wright quietly take in what Willie’s saying. I wonder what they’re thinking…
You guys better be paying attention! 10 errors in 2 games is unacceptable!
Clearly, some of these Mets are confuzzled by the fact that in order to win, they need to play better!
I don’t think anything fazes Carlos Beltran. You’d think he’d be paying attention, instead of mugging for the camera.
I love how some of them are hiding behind their caps to avoid their teammates’ glares, GUILLERMO MOTA!
Pauly is clearly on board with whatever Willie’s saying. Although, it’s really not that hard to be on board with playing better baseball.
Pauly and Shawn Green discuss how what exactly is going on with the team.
Willie just wants you guys to give it your all. Is that asking for too much?
Look, you’re driving the man (er, monkey) to tears!
After the meeting, some Mets turned to a cold one…
While others turned to bigger cold ones….
Some were just shell-shocked at how a team that was playing so well last week can have such a Jekyll-and-Hyde turnaround.
Some just went back to the hotel and passed out, knowing that tomorrow is a new day, and things will get better.
And Pauly picked up a college co-ed.
Ladies... 
METSY I LOVE YOU FOR MAKING THIS!!! I KNEW WE NEEDED MORE ANIPAL POSTS!!!
YOU MADE MY DAY!
I thought we said no fucking at book club.
THE CRYING MONKEY GENIUS~!
D-wright and Jose Reyes as Care Bears made me laugh right out loud. Well done.
Oh, look, the penguin even has the retarded Paul Lo Duca flavor saver and B&T eyebrows!
Ahh… Guillermo Mota looks so sad. I want to squeeze him and tickle aware his problems!
I think photos of cute stuffed animals is the only way to deal with losing streaks.
Also, I may need to borrow a few stuffed animals.
God help me, this is exactly how I picture LoDuca working the ladies. Mark Grace would be so proud.
So would Bat-Girl. I hope the ass-gloves find their way back to Minnesota post haste. Bless you, metschick.
Maybe trim the kelly green capped bear’s brim to look more like a yarmulke.
Otherwise, friggin’ brilliant.
Please say Big Bird is Billy Wagner. Please. I don’t know why, but I believe it to be true.
S2N: I’m on it. (If you people don’t think that Stuffed Animal Theater isn’t making its way onto our site once the postseason is here, you’re wrong!)
Also, Big Bird=Billy Wagner is perfect.
PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you people don’t think that Stuffed Animal Theater isn’t making its way onto our site once the postseason is here, you’re wrong!
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO THE POSTSEASON???
Clare: a girl can dream…
Metschick, I have a gigantic Care Bear I wish I could send you.
Classic Metsy, just priceless.
That slut Barbie sure gets around
This needs to become a feature of Holly’s Fanhouse Poetry Jam.
Hahahhaa!
That slut Barbie sure gets around
That’s actually Skipper, Barbie’s little sister. Barbie’s too old for Pauly’s tastes.
Oh my god, that IS Skipper.
Amber Alert! Amber Alert!
Skippers middle name is Amber?
TSW: AMBER alerts.
And for the record, I thought Paul’s girlfriend was a Bratz doll, and then I would have to be sad and send Baby Mets an American Girl.
Bratz dolls. Blech.
Clare: no Bratz dolls in those house.
Clare – My sarcasm does not always work on the eBays.
[insert Skipper being older than all of us joke, followed by a joke about grass, infield, play]
Beltran in jorts. Of COURSE.
This post made me all sorts of happy.
Thank you, Metsy.
TSW, don’t forget the Code ADAM for former Met Mike Piazza.
Is Jose or David Share Bear? I gotta know
Don’t let those BRATZ dolls hang around the Mets. They’re WAY too skanky. They belong more in the Yankee’s dugouts.
This totally made my day…I fully support all animal reinactments!
Oh my God…*snorts really hard*
This. Is. Amazing.
It almost feels like you’re really there in the room with them! And when did Skipper get sexy in a tweeny way? I remember her as completely virginal.
That bitch Skipper.
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The meeting didn’t friggin’ take. Too many raggedy old ani-pals masquerading as pitchers….
Is Jose or David Share Bear?
David’s Share Bear. He’s the one who does tons of charity stuff.
Too many raggedy old ani-pals masquerading as pitchers….
Friggin John Maine!
I knew the Mets had problems, but I never imagined they were this bad. I’m very troubled.
Let’s just hope that if my Cubs meet the Mets in the playoffs, the Mets will still be playing like a bunch of stuffed animals! Hilarious
The only thing that phases Carlos Beltran is a 3 – 2 Adam Wainwright Curve Ball in Game 7 of the 06′ NLCS
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I wonder if Willie got through to them? I mean, Guillermo Mota was looking pretty intense… We’ll see, won’t we?
This cracked me up. Thanks, metschick!
oh my crap. brilliant job, metschick. it is actually really scary how much they look like the mets.
john maine totally = confused big bird, esp considering how he pitched after that meeting.
i dont no wat ur talking bout beltran looking for the cameras if there’s any met that stays out of the media its beltran so learn ur playas before making accusation u stupid b***h!!!!!