I’m sorry to be That Girl, but it’s true: There is a dearth of hotties on the Seattle Mariners’ roster, which is too bad because Seattle is such a beautiful city. Observe:
That mountain is like, 70 miles away, too. (Photo by Daniel Arndt. Thanks, dude!)
You’d think the scenery at Safeco Field would be better (I mean, they have art from Seattle-area artists all over the place — so cool!) but aside from Ichiro, who’s cute in his wacky cryptic way, rounding up a bunch of Mariner studs from Seattle was, well, difficult.
EDITED! To include Grampy Jamie Moyer goodness!
Also a former Mariner. (Seriously, this is the funniest photo of Grampy Moyer I’ve ever seen. I adore it. Thanks, Jeff!)