Last week SA’s Wolverines and J-Money’s Demon Deacons were vanquished by Oregon and Nebraska.
But it’s a new week. A new slate of games. Time to conclude the healing process by vanquishing a few Ducks and Huskers of their own.
(Hey, Nike, all those Oregon uniforms you’re churning out? Any of them include tearaway pants? Because, um, it might help them break a few more tackles. Yup. That’s why. What?)
More hailing to the victors, after this.
Zack Bowman, Nebraska. His endzone interception kept the lead over Wake intact, all but ending the game.
Marlon Lucky, Nebraska. 24 carries for 90 yards, plus 33 receiving.
Jonathan Stewart, Oregon. 111 yards, 1 TD.
Dennis Dixon, Oregon. 368 yards, 4 TDs.
Isn’t that better? Now get out of our sight, and out of our minds, you beautiful bastards. Week 3, here we come.