Rosh Hashanah Hotties – L’shanah Tovah “For a good year”

As we head into the High Holidays, let’s pause and take a look back at the handsome sons of Abraham who match the sweetness of apples with honey.

First, a look at a few of the hotties from the Israel Baseball League, which celebrated their inaugural season this summer and ended with a 27-12 Bet Shemesh Blue Sox winning the championship in August. It was incredibly tough going, (near strikes, the league ran out of baseballs, less-than ideal training and playing conditions), and the players should be commended for making it through the summer.

Josh Eichstein, Netanya Tigers


Dovid Green, Bet Shemesh Blue Sox (Also first ever team captain of the Yeshiva University team)

Dan Rootenberg, Netanta Tigers

Andre Sternberg, Modi’in Miracle

Scott Jarmakowicz, Bet Shemesh Blue Sox

Shlomo Lipetz, Netanta Tigers


Be sure to check out this very sweet slide show from a team manager’s blog of the season in pictures. I had hard time fitting all the hotties, (a good 85%-90% of the league was hot), so be sure to check out a few more players here.

And now Texas Gal’s BONUS hotties, all from the world of pro sports.

Brad Ausmus, baseball – Houston Astros

Shawn Green, baseball – New York Mets

Robbie Gould, football – Chicago Bears

Gabe Kapler, baseball – formerly of the Boston Red Sox
now minor leaguer manager for the Sox single-A club

Ryan Braun, baseball – Milwaukee Brewers

And the hottest man in Olympic swimming, the man so hot Texy had to post FOUR pictures of him… Lenny Krayzelburg.

39 thoughts on “Rosh Hashanah Hotties – L’shanah Tovah “For a good year”

  1. Too…many…jokes…piling up…can’t hold out…much longer…

    Aw, such nice boys!

    I wouldn’t need to do it through a hole in a sheet!

    Baruch atah adonai elohenu mel aho-ly shit you’re cute

  2. if all Jewish guys looked like this, I would actually date some…and my parents would be much much happier with me.
    I actually stayed in Beit Shemesh for 2 weeks…unfortunately, none of these guys were there yet.

  3. It can’t be gay for me to mention that in a couple of those shots Lenny Krayzelburg’s nipples look weird. Like he need a “bro” (“manziere!”) or something.

    O.K. Yeah. Might be a little gay.

  4. I love Ryan Braun. When he bats, he bends over to stretch his legs between just about every pitch. It’s mesmerizing, especially from behind. I can’t stop staring. Sometimes I even drool. I wish they’d show it on TV from that angle. They could have a camera that just follows around Ryan Braun’s ass – maybe picture-in-picture. I’ll shut up now.

  5. What, no Sandy Koufax?

    For shame.

    Also, does Ryan Braun get eliminated since he’s not practicing, & not technically Jewish, even. (Mother Braun is a shiksa, Catholic even.)

  6. Stu – Maybe he’s reform or humanistic. It is still a cultural identity.

    Shiksakiller – 1) Nice name. 2) They had nice smiles. I could have posted more pics, because there were that many cuties.

  7. Out of the ones you posted, I would have a hard time picking between Scott and Josh. Scott has a sexy eyes and Josh looks like he has a great bod.

  8. *wipes drool off keyboard*

    I’d like to know how I can get the job as the camera gal that follows Jim Edmonds ass around the field.
    LOVE you girls!!! I’ll be back for more on a daily basis. You guys rock.

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  10. Вопрос к автору , а вот у вас время у каждой статьи и в комментах пишется… Это какое? Московское? Заранее спасибо за ответ.

  11. Hi, this is a really great blog post, your other posts have good content too. I was just hopping around from blog to blog and wanted to say thanks a lot for posting!

  12. Unfortunately I am not jewish, but my hero of hero’s is, thank God, I just adore Brad Ausmus. I thank his beloved parents for his birth, creation and brilliance.

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