Texas Gal may have turned me on to Papyboo and his thousand-yard stares (I’m only human, y’all), but in my heart there’s only one baseball boyfriend: Rockies first baseman and good ol’ Tennessee boy Todd Helton, who just became the first player to hit 35 doubles in ten consecutive seasons.
More Rockies for you to tap (sorry) after the jump.
P Taylor Buchholz
P Josh Fogg (shown here despairing and in Pittsburgh, which somehow works for him)
P Juan Morillo
CF Willy Taveras
3B Ian Stewart