Blood season begins in earnest tonight. Last weekend was glorious, but without a lazy NFL Sunday of lolling and snacking to follow Saturday’s CFB whirlwind, it’s just not the same. In a few hours, the WORLD CHAMPION Indianapolis Colts welcome the New Orleans Saints to the RCA.
For me, this means four hours of screaming my lungs to shreds and basking in the reflected glory of one Mister Peyton Manning (time to reference that disclaimer again, I suppose). For the rest of you, well, this is Ladies, and I know why you’re here. It’s a marquee night; let’s have a look at some marquee manflesh:
Peyton “Jesus Football Christ” Manning and Drew Brees
THE BULLET TRAINS:
Joseph Addai and Reggie Bush
THE SPEED DEMONS:
Reggie Wayne and Marques Colston
THE GUY WHO IS MORE FLEXIBLE THAN YOU BUT WHOM YOU’D STILL SCREW BLIND:
Mmmmmm. Game on, y’all.