Blood season begins in earnest tonight. Last weekend was glorious, but without a lazy NFL Sunday of lolling and snacking to follow Saturday’s CFB whirlwind, it’s just not the same. In a few hours, the WORLD CHAMPION Indianapolis Colts welcome the New Orleans Saints to the RCA.
For me, this means four hours of screaming my lungs to shreds and basking in the reflected glory of one Mister Peyton Manning (time to reference that disclaimer again, I suppose). For the rest of you, well, this is Ladies, and I know why you’re here. It’s a marquee night; let’s have a look at some marquee manflesh:
THE CAP’NS:
Peyton “Jesus Football Christ” Manning and Drew Brees
THE BULLET TRAINS:
Joseph Addai and Reggie Bush
THE SPEED DEMONS:
Reggie Wayne and Marques Colston
THE GUY WHO IS MORE FLEXIBLE THAN YOU BUT WHOM YOU’D STILL SCREW BLIND:
Adam Vinatieri
Mmmmmm. Game on, y’all.
Ladies... 
As far as hotties go, I’m giving the edge to N’awlins.
I cannot wait for tonight. I’m drinking already.
It was the towels, wasn’t it?
Holly – The towels? Most amazing photo ever.
That’s right, Marques. Run it right up the middle.
The towels and the fact that I want to do bad things to Drew Brees. Wow.
I admit Peyton is a handsome mofo. He’s going to be even more manly with Charles Grant and Will Thomas all over him.
It is said that Colston has been hitting the weights hard this summer and has added 10-15 lbs of muscle for you girls. And for the NFC dbs.
Hofstra?
Hofstra.
Who Dat!
Marques Colston has business socks.
Peyton “Jesus Football Christ” Manning? Who would call him that?
…I actually like Jesus Christ Quarterback better, now that you mention it. Especially since I already used JFC in reference to Phil Steele. Forgive me, Phil.
I think you have a misspelling on that last one. It’s spelled “V-i-n-a-h-o-t-t-i-e”, I believe.
I usually spell it the way I say it, which is Vinnytiererrriririeri.
(don’t forget to roll your r’s)
I can’t find Peyton Manning hot, or sexy, or anything like that. I just find him absolutely adorable. Seriously.
That said…GO COLTS. :)
Marques Colston, where have you been all my life? Hot damn.
@chase: Seriously. He’s just a big grown-up goofy kid. Love. Him.
Holly, your Colts don’t stand a chance in any beauty contest. I think you know this.
I dunno, this looks pretty fucking gorgeous to me.
The boys are back. God I love the NFL. Good luck in the game tonight, H.
I do believe we have QB’s going head to head.
Fuck it, Peyton’s going deep.
Hee -my kicker’s the cutest.
Fuck it, Peyton’s going deep.
YOU ARE GODDAMN RIGHT HE IS.
Well, that was a terrific half of professional football. I spent the rest of the evening listening to Every Time I Die. What a wonderful world.
Just found this site, and it’s awesome. Well done ladies, well done.
Yeah the hottness in Indy is back. It is so hard to live in a family full of Bears fans! I am still offically in love with Payton and Vinatieri. I am so happy for football since baseball is almost over.