Thursday’s Hottie Hit n Run: Injured Hottie Edition

Cardinals Hottie Scott Rolen may be done for the season. I’m trying not to fling myself off a bridge, but it’s very disheartening. We’ve come so far in the past 10 weeks. *Sniffle* He’s had cortisone shots in his shoulder, but it just doesn’t seem to be enough. Call-up Hottie Brendan Ryan will most likely take over at 3rd base for the remainder of the season. Ryan was quoted as saying, “I don’t have a choice. We’ve got guys who are banged up. I’m not banged up enough.” Awwwwwww. Furthermore, if anybody sees fit to bring me the heads of Alex Cintron or Hee-Seop Choi on a platter……that would be looked upon favorably. [Andrea’s Most Favoritest Player Out for September Stretch]

Proof positive of LaRussa’s Warlock Skills.

Brewers Hottie Ben Sheets came off the disabled list and outpitched the Cubs’ Ace Who Shall Not Be Named in a 6-1 victory last night that moved the Brewers within 1 1/2 games of the NL Central-leading Chicago. He had been on the DL since July 16th with a sprained finger in his pitching hand and (hee) a blister. Milwaukee’s win put them back at .500 and kept the Cardinals 2 games out of first. [Redbird Nation says, “Thank you, Sheets.”]

Sweaty and determined…….

MLS Hottie David Beckham left last night’s Galaxy game in the 30th minute with a sprained right knee. He fell down and went boom, I guess. He rejoined the team on the bench in a suit and tie (mmmm) for overtime and penalty kicks. He sure is an expensive import who does a lot of pine-riding, isn’t he? [Maybe it Was All The Kinky Sex He Has With Posh Spice]

Good. Lord.

6 thoughts on “Thursday’s Hottie Hit n Run: Injured Hottie Edition

  1. Several times a day, people ask eachother “what do you think athooks looks like” and if the other person has seen me they ususally tell them: ‘David Beckham’. It’s all a big joke, until they see me and I really do look just like David Beckham. I don’t really have a point here other than to say Scott Rolen is another victim of Geroge Patella’s rusty knife. Boo: Feeble medical team. Boo.

  2. I feel your pain L.A., I feel your pain. I have been on the Cintron/Choi witchhunt for years as well. The only consolation in an injured Scotty Ro is that B-Ry is filling in… I just adore him… and it is a double bonus for me that he “Rocks the Socks”. Have you noticed B-Ry’s habit of always biting his shoulder? Not only does he do it when batting, but you can catch him doing it in the field as well. Side note: My friend’s younger sister met B-Ry at Al Hrabosky’s bar after a game a couple of weeks ago, and when she asked to have a picture taken with him he said “You actually know who I am? Well of course you can have a picture!”

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