It’s finally time. This one’s been a long way in the offing- and, in my opinion, criminally overdue. Why hasn’t Aaron “Bacon Pants” Rowand been featured as a Hump Day Hottie before now? We’ve had him jumping out of a cupcake, but we haven’t given him the full HDH treatment. I can only say that I was saving him for a special occasion- and the last HDH before football season kicks off seems like the perfect time (not to mention that TODAY IS HIS 30th BIRTHDAY). I have only myself to blame for keeping his hottness away from y’all for so long. I hope this makes up for it.
Lots more bacon-y goodness after the jump…
Talking to a room full of little league baseball kids
As happy as a little kid on the sidelines of a Bears game
I adore this picture- and I’m not sure why.
Hey now, he’s an All-Star! (and very serious about it)
So! Cute! It! Hurts!
The forearms are amazing.
Yes- he wears sweatbands that say “BEER PONG CHAMP” during BP.
He’s wearing them in the All-Star picture above, too.
Another of my favorites- he’s so focused.
Showing off the hardware.
My, what a broad chest you have!
Bacon doing what he does best- going full-tilt
There are those forearms again…
He looks like a lost little kid here
Bacon in shadow (from a Phillies Charities calendar)