Usually we like to highlight the hotties and good guys in sports on this here blog. But I’m not feeling it today. Life sucks at times. So instead I’m giving you the dumbass version of the H&R.
This guy? Dumbass #1. Michael Rasmussen was removed from the Tour de France by his own team for violating team rules. He missed some random drug testing, telling the sports director of his team that he was in Mexico when a former teammate saw him out and about in Italy. You fool. Rasmussen had won the Stage 16 Wednesday when he was dismissed.
Dumbass #2-Curt Schilling. He ran his mouth off again on Costas Now, talking about Bonds, Palmeiro, McGuire, steroids, etc., etc. Look Curt, I like the fact that you talk to the media and have your own blog, making you “closer” to the fans. But sometimes you need to shut yer yap. Haven’t we been down this road before?
Eric Staal and his brother Jordan Stall are dumbasses #3 and #4 following their arrest after a bachelor party. Guys, it’s great that to give yourself (in Eric’s case) a loud and wild bachelor party. In fact, I recommend it for all men. But let’s try not getting kicked out of the resort said party was in. Oh, and don’t harass motorist on the highway. There’s some advice you can live by. At least you two didn’t have any cocaine in your pockets.
Michael Vick, come on down. You’re dumbass #5. As we all know by now, his court date is today. But along with problems for the Falcons, he’s also giving Virginia Tech a headache. Like that school, team, and fan base don’t have enough problems that they can be dealing with Vick’s shit. I hope a dog bites off his nuts.
Minnesota Twins, this is hard for me. You have some major hotties on your team. But y’all are dumbasses #6-30 for giving up 13 runs to the Blue Jays, 11 of those being in the 6th inning. Look, I know I should blame a few pitchers, but all of you need some in this loss.
And to pick us up a bit, training camps that open today are: Buffalo Bills, New York Jets, Cincinnati Bengals, Minnesota Vikings, Atlanta Falcons, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, St. Louis Rams, and the Seattle Seahawks.