Hump Day Hottie: Huston Street

Huston Street is smoking hot. Let’s get that out of the way right off the bat. Outrageously hot (and don’t forget the award-winning ass). He’s also a lights-out closer for the Oakland A’s, and the proud owner of the 2005 AL Rookie of the Year trophy. He’s charming and hilarious (see: exhibit A or his in-the-booth commentary during the July 5th A’s game). He is a budding wine connoisseur. He plays the guitar. He wrote an interesting blog for ESPN (I know! Interesting content on ESPN? Check out his thoughts on MLB clubhouses). He’s madly in love with his fiance and proposed with 1,500 roses (that is not a typo). His intro music is “Hate Me Now” by Nas. He pitches with his tongue stuck out DWright-like in concentration.

Oh, yeah- and he won my beloved University of Texas the 2002 National Championship in baseball — following in his dad’s footsteps, who won us the 1969 National Championship in football (and was a hottie to boot- Huston looks almost identical to his dad back in the day). Huston’s twin younger brothers (Jordon and Juston) play baseball for Texas as well- and, yes, they’re hot, too. The whole Street clan (including older half-brother Ryan, an architect, and baby brother Hanson, a college student) are huge Longhorn fans, and get as geeked about Texas college football games as any other fan. So… Huston is pretty much perfect.

And on the occasion of his return from the DL, it’s high time he gets the full Hump Day Hottie treatment. Welcome back, Huston.

A whole heckuva lot of Street goodness- including pics of the whole hottie Street clan- after the jump.

This is the patented StreeTongue. It gets a lot of use on the diamond.

The triumphant holler of a closer.


Knuckling a ball = hot

He’s Rookie Of The Year, y’all!

And he never strikes out with the Ladies…

Hottest thing ever? Hook ‘Em Horns!

And speaking of which, now comes the part where I put up lots of pictures of Huston lookin’ hot in the burnt orange of Texas. You had to know this was coming.

Huston’s dad James Street, in one of the most famous photos in UT history.
He’s about to win us a national championship.

Meeting the Prez after winning the MNC.
Huston is a near-dead ringer for his pops.

Like father, like son.

With brothers Juston (l) and Jordon (r).

the Street twins: Jordon & Juston

Juston, Huston, Hanson & Jordon


22 thoughts on “Hump Day Hottie: Huston Street

  1. There’s something funny about the names of the Street boys when listed all together. And this is the best “hump day hottie” since Grady Sizemore.

    SO HOT. Im not sure why, but the 2nd texas pic is my favorite.

    And Im gonna go with “no” on the twins. They look like a couple of dorks.

  2. I am not going to amble thru the Ladies… archives, but I seem to recall Huston already having been bestowed the privilege of “hump day hottie”. This would then make his sophomore appearance a first on Ladies…

    So, first-ballot entry to the Ladies… Hall of Fame? When does that voting start? (When is the site a year-old?)

  3. I remember Huston donning a USA uni for the Ladies…front page, because I commented on how I wanted to do bad things to him, but not an HDH all to himself. Although, the Hall of Fame idea is the smartest thing I’ve heard all day, and I’ve been awake for four solid hours!

  4. Damn, I’m glad he’s back with the team.

    That man has perfect lips. Other facets of his face and body, we can dispute if you want, but I brook no argument about those lips.

    Because I am the arbiter of these things, duh.

  5. Sorry, Stu – there has never been a Huston HDH post. CMG is right- so right, she’s DWright?- a single picture of him made it into the USAUSAUSA HDH post, but that’s it.

    He deserved his own post.

  6. cuteness! *sigh*
    It sucks that I never got to bump into him accidentally on purpose around campus. I probably would’ve faked that I was choking or something :p
    HOOK ‘EM!

  7. Alright, I’m waving my geek colors right now:

    I think I wet myself a little that he was wearing a Batman shirt.

    There, I said it.

    And thank you for finally making him a HDH. Jesus Christ…
    *eyes glaze over*
    *begins dirty thoughts of bendy!Huston*

  8. Wow.

    I may be more than a little late but I saw a picture of this guy and… wow. I knew there had to be a TG post of him on here.

    Wow. He is just–wow. Handsome closer in shining baseball uniform.

    He does look a bit like Sizemore, only with the ugly parts taken away and replaced with the essence of hot.

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