The last Canadian MLB team, the Toronto Blue Jays, is 11 games back in the American League East and is 10 games back in the Wild Card race. Things aren’t looking so good for the Jays this year, but they’ve still got plenty of hotties to feast your eyes on.
Let’s start with their Hottie Hurlers on the mound…..
Roy Halladay, 11-4 with a 4.15 ERA.
Good ass too.
Casey Janssen,
Steely gaze.
Brandon League: No record, no saves, 5.14 ERA.
At least you’re cute!
Dustin McGowan
Whatta Georgia peach.
Dustin McGowan, part II:
Electric Hottie Boogaloo
Josh Towers
I’d climb your tower….
Josh Towers, in action
Looks like they’ve got some great hurlers, but let’s see who they’ve got striding to the plate….
Troy Glaus, 3B.
The Canadian Rolen, I say.
Aaron Hill, hitting .279 with 56 RBIs.
He’s not scratching himself, I swear……
John McDonald.
Does he have a farm? E-I-E-I-O!
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand….
Also, we cannot forget the Rogers Centre. I happen to think it is a neat stadium. It also happens to be the site of this girl’s second MLB game.
Ladies... 
The Washington Nationals are still a Canadian team until they decide not to suck.
I’m sorry, Ladies…, but I can’t get behind the Toronto Blue Jays ever since The Joe Carter Incident.
You don’t have to get behind the team. Just look at the pretty boys and hope they get traded.
You’d think I’d know these things considering that between TSN and the CBC we get pretty much every freaking home game. God I hate the Blue Jays. But I love SkyDome… er… umm… the Rogers Centre.
I call it the Skydome too, Janalee. But I really wanted to use the Canadian spelling of “centre.”
No “the”! No “the”! Just — SkyDome.
You don’t call Cher, The Cher. You don’t reminisce about your first time on e at a foam party in The Ibiza. You don’t play The Baseball.
For the best, no preposition required.
&, oh yeah, likewise, just — Ladies… Not The Ladies… Just — Ladies…
oh, i ‘d like to get behind them
even if it is just to gaze at their “BlueJay Backyards”
We need to make “good ass too” a tag.
Done and done, SA.
Sorry, The Disco Stu. The Lady Andrea apologizes.
I choose to believe that Toronto is being punished for their decision to unceremoniously dump the Pulaski Rookie A affiliate right before the season, leaving the team with no affiliation, and the Appalachian League with an unbalanced 7 teams instead of 8.
I went to Toronto in the winter, but I got to go to a carnival inside SkyDome. so that was an interesting experience.
Only in Canada.
McGowan is totally hot- it’s too bad he has chosen to obscure that hottness with the worst facial hair scheme in all of baseball. And that’s saying something, considering the horrific facial hair choices these guys make.
Very punny post!
Por favor, Tejana! No se puede derrogar la barbita de McGowan. Los pellizos de la barbilla, si. Pero los <>? Nuncamente (de ahorrar el spanglish de mi amiga antigua mormona).
HOME RUN, BACONPANTS!
/threadjack
Ladies, I am so glad somebody is recognizing that hot-ness that are the Jays. They get so little love around the MLB world, which is such a shame. The world doesn’t know what they’re missing out on. Thank you for bringing this pressing matter to the world’s attention.
mcgowan is pretty darn awesome