Together with their manager Charles Fuqua Manuel
The Philadelphia Phillies
cordially invite you to
A Party of Pants
on Saturday, the seventh of July
two thousand and seven
One Citizens Bank Way
Meet your hosts and R.S.V.P. after the jump.
First on the dance floor: Chase Utley
Jimmy Rollins, looking dapper in his high cuffed pants
Wes Helms, kitted out for the occasion in eyeblack
Chris Coste is just happy to be invited
Party machine Pat Burrell
The very fast, very bad ass Michael Bourn
Carlos Ruiz (with special guest Antonio Alfonseca)
Jayson Werth (who didn’t understand the dress code and is dressed for a different party altogether)
Aaron Rowand insists you try the bacon pants hors d’oeuvres
Sometimes, parties that get out of hand make Aaron sad.
Cole takes parties very, very seriously.
Winding the night down, Ryan Madson
And closing out the evening [cough cough] in Clearwater [cough], Flash Gordon (your pal and mine, Big League Sal Fasano, will be there in spirit)