The folks of Chicago have it pretty good. We have the Cubs, and all the awesomeness of gameday at Wrigley Field. We have Sexy Rexy Grossman and his downfield throwing mechanics. We have the Bulls and the Blackhawks (for better or for worse). And since 2005, everyone happily claims the White Sox again.
But don’t dismiss the boys of the South Side as second-class citizens… because there are a TON of hotties to be found inside the Not-So-Friendly Confines of the Cell.
Jon and the rest of the Sox want YOU! to check them out
Peruse your way through all the South Side hotties after the jump…
Jon Garland, SP
Who cares about that stupid facial hair when he’s that pretty?
Boone Logan, RP
His name just SOUNDS hot. And he does not disappoint.
Bonus Boone photo
Love that sly little half grin he’s trying to hide.
Paul Konerko, 1B
Paulie is my number one Sox crush- he’s such a grinder.
Joe Crede, 3B
Lots of ladies love Joey’s infectious grin and cute butt.
How did that one slip in there? Hello, Bacon Pants!
John Danks, SP
He’s all rough and intense and strong and hot.
Jermaine Dye, RF
That beautiful glare will stop you cold at 10 paces.
Scott Podsednik, LF
I’ve already gone into detail about his beautiful body, but another picture of his loveliness can never hurt.
Charlie Haeger, P
You gotta give love to the 40-Man guys, too- especially when they look like this.
Rob Mackowiak, 3B
He is STACKED- like, way, way built. You can’t really get the full effect from this photo- but his chest is wonderfully broad.
Ryan Sweeney, OF
Another 40-Man guy, who is a FINE replacement when Podsednik is on the DL.
Mark Buehrle, SP
Ultimate mountain man hottie- and those dimples! And blue eyes!
And he goes sliding on the tarp when there’s a rain delay!
No-hitters are ALWAYS sexy
Especially when there’s a beer shower afterwards.
Jim Thome, DH
OK, he may not be hot- but I could not do a White Sox post without JI