“I’d be honored if I were Ladies… endorsed. That’s the gold seal of approval these days.”
Deadspin commenter, musician and all-around funny guy TattooedMess(iah) is our choice for Becksiest Man Alive. TattooedMess is a 19 year-old hunk of burning love hailing from the great state of Florida. His ultimate goal is to be a recording artist and to own his own record label. He has a great blog going on and he also writes his own music. Here at Ladies, we appreciate a good sense of humor, ambition, and nicely defined V muscles, so we’d like to endorse him in the Deadspin Becksiest Man Alive Contest.
Height: 6’3 (or “Tall Enough for Lady Andrea”)
Piercings: Do you really wanna know……?
The Ladies… say:
Clare: That boy is 120 pounds of pure JAILBAIT.
Metschick: The law tells me that’s legal. And that’s good enough for me.
TSW: Can I brand him? Maybe by clawing up his back or something?
Texas Gal: If you brand him, I’ll bring the spurs. The scruff and the fuck muscles have rendered me mute.
SA: I just bought some whip cream and chocolate syrup. I think I could put it to good use.
Holly: He seems like more of a savory guy to me. By which I mean I’d eat him off a cracker.
Andrea: I would like to lick all manner of sweet treats off of his abs. Bend it like TattooedMess(iah), indeed.
J-money: I wouldn’t kick TM out of my bed even if he’d just killed a deer in it.
So I hope Deadspin is listening because they should just call off the contest right now. Not only is TattooedMess(iah) a hottie and a decent ringer for Becks, but is also 10x hotter than David Beckham will ever be and doesn’t have a praying mantis traipsing around behind him. For more about David Beckham, click here. But don’t say we didn’t warn you….