Some teams are blessed with an overabundance of hotties (I’m looking at you, Oakland). Some teams are cursed with a complete absence of lookers (I’m talking to you, Anaheim).
And then there are the Astros.
The Houston Astros don’t have a ton of fug, they don’t have a ton of heat. They’ve just got a roster full of nice-looking chaps, guys who look like the type you’d take home to meet mom (and who’d remember to bring along some flowers for her). Plus one really, REALLY smoking hot dude.
So rather than post a bunch of bland pictures, I’m gonna post random pictures of all the cuties, doing random things, to keep it interesting. And then I’m gonna give you a whole mess of pictures of the hottie. Deal?
Take a gander at the Gulf Coast boys after the jump…
Craig Biggio, 2B
Of course I had to put Mr. 3000, and his baby face, on the list
Matt Albers, RP
I volunteer to help him out with that
Lance Berkman, 1B
Fat Elvis (nicknamed by his teammates) lost some weight recently (since this pic),
and is now the proud owner of a great ass
Carlos Lee, LF
The charming grin? The Papi-esque facial hair? So cute!
Dan Wheeler, RP
OK, this pic isn’t “random” – his eyes just looked lovely.
I think he’s pondering his future when Lidge comes off the DL.
Chris Sampson, SP
Dimples + forearms + frustration
Brad Lidge, RP
I hear that pics of men holding their kids makes some women all squishy inside.
If you’re one of those kind, this is for you.
Hunter Pence, CF
Giving a kiss to the very first ball he hit in the big leagues.
Clare thinks he looks like a bobblehead. She’s kinda right.
Brandon Backe, RP
He is really PUMPED about something.
Bonus cute grin from Brad Lidge behind him.
Jason Jennings, SP
Looks so wholesome, he could be in a Milk ad.
Nolan Ryan, THE MAN
Hottest. Astro. Ever.
Luke Scott, RF
Giving God props for that sweet ass.
Chad Qualls, RP
Come on now. That’s precious.
Eric Munson, C
This is for Clare- who sent me a text during the Astros-Phillies game I was at on Wed., that read: “Damn, whoever is catching for the Stros today is HOT)
Mark McLemore, RP
The tongue of intense concentration.
Roy Oswalt, SP
This is for Lady Andrea, who appreciates Roy’s redneck charms.
And the Hottie McHotterson of the bunch… Brad Ausmus, C.